By she sure has an arm. - United States - Clinton
Today, my elderly neighbor had asked me to take her to her early morning doctor's appointment. I arrived at her house at 7:30 as agreed, and she appeared to have forgotten who I was. She started lobbing eggs out of her window at me, telling me she wasn't interested in what I was selling. FML
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  HowieDoIt  |  21

I know, it's not too egg-citing, but I've put all my eggs in the pun basket. I can't seem to hatch too many other ideas and i'm too chicken to try other stuff.

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  Pleonasm  |  34

You really Cock-ed that one up ^ 56 :p
Just kidding, but the yokes on you since you want us to stop but you pun all the while.
Anyway, after an eggs-cruciating amount of puns on this thread, it's about time to scramble, no?

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  Pleonasm  |  34

Did you say CHOCOLATE?! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!