FML : Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful...

Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By speechless - / Saturday 1 June 2013 00:50 / United Kingdom - Wallasey

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By pistachiopanda | 19

#5515940 - Saturday 1 June 2013 5:33

That's horrible... Society really is going downhill.

By untouchable763 | 10

#5515933 - Saturday 1 June 2013 5:32

Granny got moves.

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By untouchable763 | 10

#5515933 - Saturday 1 June 2013 5:32

Granny got moves.

MichellinMan | 20

#5516776 - Saturday 1 June 2013 20:57

So next time, you will know to kick an old bitch in the kneecap and flee.

crystalxa | 35

#5844787 - Friday 31 January 2014 14:38

Reminds me of the movie Dirty Dancing. There are some sneaky old people out there!!

By pistachiopanda | 19

#5515940 - Saturday 1 June 2013 5:33

That's horrible... Society really is going downhill.

ChaoticBacon | 6

#5516042 - Saturday 1 June 2013 6:41

In this case, in a wheelchair...

Pordexel | 5

#5516392 - Saturday 1 June 2013 15:19

Please stop. I can't stand these wheelchair jokes.

ilikepie22313 | 5

#5516402 - Saturday 1 June 2013 15:39

I see what you did there.

BradTheBrony | 19

#5520893 - Tuesday 4 June 2013 21:46

Oh wheel you stop being such a pansy? Chair just jokes!

By Gvfell | 9

#5515941 - Saturday 1 June 2013 5:33

Do you even lift, granny?

mmaflake | 19

#5516074 - Saturday 1 June 2013 7:14

Boo

By a7x_rever1 | 7

#5515944 - Saturday 1 June 2013 5:33

Look on the brightside you're still alive! Things could have turned out worse!

saad2605 | 16

#5515954 - Saturday 1 June 2013 5:35

Yeah. She could have been a violent crazy serial killer.

On a positive note, the elders are getting really messed up. Report her OP.

By Tigerblossom | 19

#5515947 - Saturday 1 June 2013 5:34

You were warned and you still got trolled by troll grandma. Fml is supposed to keep you from making the same mistakes as other people

TorturedXeno | 27

#5515994 - Saturday 1 June 2013 5:55

You shoulda listened, OP!

Jjimen1654 | 9

#5516027 - Saturday 1 June 2013 6:27

Sometimes you have to make the mistake yourself to really learn from it.

dancinwookie | 21

#5517342 - Sunday 2 June 2013 9:17

Passing down life lessons, one shitty mishap at a time!

By Supahnova | 14

#5515949 - Saturday 1 June 2013 5:34

Grandma's sneak skill increased to 99.

ceremonials | 6

#5515970 - Saturday 1 June 2013 5:40

Sneak skill increases with age. Or matches age haha

IscoreOnU | 19

#5516035 - Saturday 1 June 2013 6:34

Her thieving level is 99.
Someone will get it

lolfood | 24

#5516086 - Saturday 1 June 2013 7:25

Runescape.

CTMPandemonium | 16

#5516133 - Saturday 1 June 2013 8:15

I believe it's Grandma's Pickpocket Skills Increased to Level 99 lol

IscoreOnU | 19

#5516149 - Saturday 1 June 2013 8:29

Who ever thumbed 43 down he is actually correct. And pick pocketing is part of the thriving skill.

A7XCamaro | 19

#5516230 - Saturday 1 June 2013 11:08

I guess the question is how many cakes has she stolen to get to a point of being able to pickpocket so smoothly?

kingdomgirl94 | 27

#5516401 - Saturday 1 June 2013 15:33

pickpocketing is a skill in Skyrim and CAN be leveled up.

BradTheBrony | 19

#5520897 - Tuesday 4 June 2013 21:49

ACTUALLY, you guys crashed the aborted fetus of what was coming to be an Elder Scrolls nerding-party, what with the "Sneak skill increased to 99."

By samreimer | 7

#5515951 - Saturday 1 June 2013 5:35

The lesson here: always believe everything the media tells you.

Welshite | 39

#5515982 - Saturday 1 June 2013 5:47

Forget the media; movies is where I get my information, especially when there are superheroes involved. I'm certain those are true.

cosmosis | 12

#5516556 - Saturday 1 June 2013 17:56

Agreed 15- and i also like wearing my undies on the outside... Makes me feel super!

By mandacleary | 14

#5515953 - Saturday 1 June 2013 5:35

you can't feel grandmas shakey hands go into your butt pocket?

Shrike | 22

#5516166 - Saturday 1 June 2013 9:01

Shaky or not, you're probably gonna feel them. That's why most pickpocketers rely on bumping into their victims or making other physical contact so they don't even realize what's going on in their pockets or elsewhere. The more you know, right?