So next time, you will know to kick an old bitch in the kneecap and flee.

Reminds me of the movie Dirty Dancing. There are some sneaky old people out there!!

In this case, in a wheelchair...

Please stop. I can't stand these wheelchair jokes.

I see what you did there.

Oh wheel you stop being such a pansy? Chair just jokes!

Boo

Yeah. She could have been a violent crazy serial killer. On a positive note, the elders are getting really messed up. Report her OP.

You shoulda listened, OP!

Sometimes you have to make the mistake yourself to really learn from it.

Passing down life lessons, one shitty mishap at a time!

Sneak skill increases with age. Or matches age haha

Her thieving level is 99. Someone will get it

Runescape.

I believe it's Grandma's Pickpocket Skills Increased to Level 99 lol

Who ever thumbed 43 down he is actually correct. And pick pocketing is part of the thriving skill.

I guess the question is how many cakes has she stolen to get to a point of being able to pickpocket so smoothly?

pickpocketing is a skill in Skyrim and CAN be leveled up.

ACTUALLY, you guys crashed the aborted fetus of what was coming to be an Elder Scrolls nerding-party, what with the "Sneak skill increased to 99."

Forget the media; movies is where I get my information, especially when there are superheroes involved. I'm certain those are true.

Agreed 15- and i also like wearing my undies on the outside... Makes me feel super!

Shaky or not, you're probably gonna feel them. That's why most pickpocketers rely on bumping into their victims or making other physical contact so they don't even realize what's going on in their pockets or elsewhere. The more you know, right?