Animals: Freaked out

Freaked out

By ADanceWithDavos - 07/07/2014 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML

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guci101 14

Monday 7 July 2014 23:21

On the bright side, she wasn't there to murder you!

bachoman 10

Monday 7 July 2014 23:23

Her being frightened is her own fault. It's a bit more than creepy to stand right outside someone's window and speak to their animals.

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guci101 14

Monday 7 July 2014 23:21

On the bright side, she wasn't there to murder you!

ColonelCusswords 24

Monday 7 July 2014 23:50

if thats the bright side, whats the bad side?

brand125 17

Tuesday 8 July 2014 0:08

21 - umm, the fml you just read?

whatafuckup 14

Tuesday 8 July 2014 0:13

Don't kill her

ColonelCusswords 24

Tuesday 8 July 2014 0:44

#28 its a joke you didnt need to overthink it i meant that thats a realy extreme good side and i was saying "whats the. bad side" looking for a realy extreme bad side. But then you ruined it

zarosian 17

Tuesday 8 July 2014 2:15

What are you on about?

acerredrum 23

Tuesday 8 July 2014 3:18

@35, no the joke simply wasn't funny.

rocker_chick105 31

Tuesday 8 July 2014 4:36

35- I've seen a few of your comments. Either you're a troll, or just not cut out for this commenting thing...

zandalee 19

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:37

Bit of a relief she wasn't carrying a dripping hypothermic needle...

Jghaugland 6

Tuesday 8 July 2014 15:47

I can see the angels!

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:30

Damn, crazy cat ladies are everywhere, even in your own house...

samquenda 8

Monday 7 July 2014 23:21

What a catastrophe!

jad0016 12

Monday 7 July 2014 23:27

That pun is starting to get old with it being on every cat FML

ColonelCusswords 24

Monday 7 July 2014 23:51

Can you not do that ever

cakefete2 30

Tuesday 8 July 2014 1:19

I think the only way to put a paws to the puns is to cat-ch and fine the perpetrators.

kelsorg 21

Tuesday 8 July 2014 1:45

at least she didn't try to emphasize CAT

cakefete2 30

Tuesday 8 July 2014 2:03

Why would I do that? You should lay down. You're probably not feline too well.

MrConcise 34

Tuesday 8 July 2014 3:45

@39 - *feline the perpawtrators. Fix'd.

MrConcise 34

Tuesday 8 July 2014 3:51

@39 - Hilariously enough my eyes glazed over while I reading the exact same puns being used in the comments you left. Please sue me, I deserve it for how inattentive I can be.

Dgarcia2014 13

Tuesday 8 July 2014 4:35

@39 how about purrrrrpawtrators? :D ? No? :(

christian1509 21

Tuesday 8 July 2014 4:56

With these puns it's always 50/50 sometimes they work out sometimes they get down voted to hell

JMichael 25

Tuesday 8 July 2014 5:26

this just goes to show it doesn't matter how gorgeous your profile pic makes you look, people really hate a bad pun.

liloldme76 14

Tuesday 8 July 2014 20:10

Looks like the cats out of the bag

colby6666 43

Monday 7 July 2014 23:22

Creepy either way...

rich443 22

Monday 7 July 2014 23:55

creepy old person strikes again

sammiixoxo 12

Monday 7 July 2014 23:23

Next time keep your window close just in case

enddmd 27

Monday 7 July 2014 23:47

*hugs window to keep it close*

ColonelCusswords 24

Monday 7 July 2014 23:53

i dont think i could live without my window by my side, its been there for me ever since i first laid eyes on it

ohSNAPyall 26

Tuesday 8 July 2014 14:27

Really, 23? I can see right through mine.

bachoman 10

Monday 7 July 2014 23:23

Her being frightened is her own fault. It's a bit more than creepy to stand right outside someone's window and speak to their animals.

ColonelCusswords 24

Monday 7 July 2014 23:55

That depends if she was about to knock on her door or something

EdenCrystal 21

Tuesday 8 July 2014 0:16

#26, why would she do that if she didn't even know OP?

shessohighh 10

Tuesday 8 July 2014 16:59

To be fair, she is old. Old people tend to unknowingly do creepy things from time to time.

ThomasBombadil 31

Monday 7 July 2014 23:26

What you get for taking a cat nap.

xleahx131 9

Monday 7 July 2014 23:26

I hope you didn't give her a heart attack! But she sounds cute

TrialErrorTrial 14

Monday 7 July 2014 23:26

She knew the cat had an owner so I blame that one on her.

RenoTheRhino 30

Monday 7 July 2014 23:26

You gotta watch out for those old ladies. They always try to steal cats for some reason..

ColonelCusswords 24

Monday 7 July 2014 23:56

Anyone remember that post about some dudes neighbor taking his dog

sk8rdud3 24

Tuesday 8 July 2014 4:37

#27, yup

tony2win 5

Monday 7 July 2014 23:28

You should have had a conversation with her pretending to be the cat. "Yup, just have myself a bath, now it's nap time"

jerryj 27

Tuesday 8 July 2014 5:53

That's a great idea. However, using perfect spelling may blow the cover.

ohSNAPyall 26

Tuesday 8 July 2014 14:28

I doubt the neighbor will hear her spelling.

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