Freaked out

By ADanceWithDavos - 07/07/2014 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML
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guci101 14

On the bright side, she wasn't there to murder you!

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bachoman 10

Her being frightened is her own fault. It's a bit more than creepy to stand right outside someone's window and speak to their animals.

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guci101 14

On the bright side, she wasn't there to murder you!

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ColonelCusswords 24

if thats the bright side, whats the bad side?

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ColonelCusswords 24

#28 its a joke you didnt need to overthink it i meant that thats a realy extreme good side and i was saying "whats the. bad side" looking for a realy extreme bad side. But then you ruined it

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acerredrum 23

@35, no the joke simply wasn't funny.

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rocker_chick105 31

35- I've seen a few of your comments. Either you're a troll, or just not cut out for this commenting thing...

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zandalee 19

Bit of a relief she wasn't carrying a dripping hypothermic needle...

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Jghaugland 6

I can see the angels!

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incoherentrmblr 21

Damn, crazy cat ladies are everywhere, even in your own house...

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samquenda 8

What a catastrophe!

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jad0016 12

That pun is starting to get old with it being on every cat FML

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ColonelCusswords 24

Can you not do that ever

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cakefete2 30

I think the only way to put a paws to the puns is to cat-ch and fine the perpetrators.

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kelsorg 21

at least she didn't try to emphasize CAT

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cakefete2 30

Why would I do that? You should lay down. You're probably not feline too well.

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MrConcise 34

@39 - *feline the perpawtrators. Fix'd.

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MrConcise 34

@39 - Hilariously enough my eyes glazed over while I reading the exact same puns being used in the comments you left. Please sue me, I deserve it for how inattentive I can be.

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Dgarcia2014 13

@39 how about purrrrrpawtrators? :D ? No? :(

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christian1509 21

With these puns it's always 50/50 sometimes they work out sometimes they get down voted to hell

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JMichael 25

this just goes to show it doesn't matter how gorgeous your profile pic makes you look, people really hate a bad pun.

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sammiixoxo 12

Next time keep your window close just in case

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ColonelCusswords 24

i dont think i could live without my window by my side, its been there for me ever since i first laid eyes on it

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ohSNAPyall 26

Really, 23? I can see right through mine.

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bachoman 10

Her being frightened is her own fault. It's a bit more than creepy to stand right outside someone's window and speak to their animals.

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ColonelCusswords 24

That depends if she was about to knock on her door or something

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EdenCrystal 21

#26, why would she do that if she didn't even know OP?

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shessohighh 10

To be fair, she is old. Old people tend to unknowingly do creepy things from time to time.

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ThomasBombadil 31

What you get for taking a cat nap.

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xleahx131 9

I hope you didn't give her a heart attack! But she sounds cute

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TrialErrorTrial 14

She knew the cat had an owner so I blame that one on her.

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RenoTheRhino 30

You gotta watch out for those old ladies. They always try to steal cats for some reason..

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ColonelCusswords 24

Anyone remember that post about some dudes neighbor taking his dog

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tony2win 5

You should have had a conversation with her pretending to be the cat. "Yup, just have myself a bath, now it's nap time"

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jerryj 27

That's a great idea. However, using perfect spelling may blow the cover.

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ohSNAPyall 26

I doubt the neighbor will hear her spelling.

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