By Neversleepingthereagain - 28/02/2013 19:00 - United States - Manchester

Today, during a sleepover at my friend's house, I woke up in the middle of the night with a dire need to pee. As I walked in the dark to the bathroom, I saw a silhouette in a doorway and instictively screamed. Turns out it was my friend's sister's One Direction cutout. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 613
You deserved it 4 937

Same thing different taste

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Well, I'd scream if I saw One Direction too.

MarisaCB 16

Why does she have a 1D cut-out? -_-


MarisaCB 16

Why does she have a 1D cut-out? -_-

itsame0987 18

Not just that. Why is it in the bathroom?

4, it says the cut out was in "a doorway" so that doesn't specifically mean the bathroom's. It could've been a doorway to another room in the hallway.

CoffeeChickBlows 13

#1 - Cause she's an idiot with awful taste in music. #4 - "In *A* doorway." Actually reading the FML helps.

Because she's a brainwashed teen girl, that's why.

That's pretty damn scary even with the lights on. *shudders*

Is it bad that the same exact thing happened to me? It was actually terrifying. Omfg

#4-I read the FML and thought the cutout was in the bathroom too. I know, thumb me down to hell and tell me to read carefully... -braces self with bubble wrap.-

How does one have bubble wrap and not pop it which makes its some what useless?:O

OhDearBetrayal 25

10- She could not be interested in their music but on their personalities. I like 1D but I have never listened to more than four songs by them, all less than three times. I like how they are silly and how they act like little girls at times. Does that mean I have bad taste in music? No, it means that I like my feminine boys.

Maybe she just likes One Direction. You people are all so quick to judge. "An idiot with awful music taste". What the **** does that even mean? How can you be an idiot for liking a type of music? If anyone's an idiot it's you for thinking that.

SxDrgsRockNRoll 5

Well, I'd scream if I saw One Direction too.

I laughed when I saw harry on YouTube.. Mainly because he took a shoe to the balls tho lol..

You're saying that as a good thing right?

With joy? You look the sort... Your haircut is already there! :p

37- I liked how he became instantly paralysed and fell sideways onto the stage. It's like a secret deactivation button.

Life_is_FML 22

Wait... Harry styles has balls?

And this is coming from Hogtown, Utah, folks; they must be scary as hell

askullnamedbilly 33

Well, that is quite the terrifying thing to see in the early hours of the morning. Kudos to not pissing yourself, OP.

she never said she made it to the bathroom o.O

Feel free to piss directly on the cutout.

*gives death stare* I'll come and piss on you if you're not careful

HOW DARE YOU! Can you even sing or play instrument?

no but I have ears and they are offended

Inediblepeaches 15

68- I play an instrument and frequently listen to music. One Direction is absolute shit. And they aren't even attractive in any way, shape, or form.

:( Just because you don't like one direction, doesn't mean that you should insult them.

68- we get it. One direction is your entire life. You have to accept the fact that many people don't have the same obsession as you.

68- I play eight instruments, have recorded three EP's, finished an RCM exam, performed gigs several times, although I want to be a doctor. I learned to appreciate all kinds of music, but if they're in this to be musicians and musicians only, they need to step it up. They aren't as talented as the hype makes them look - sure, good lucking British boys catch the eye, but not much the ears.

I don't think anyone has the right to decide what is bad music and what is not. If you like what you hear then listen to it, i don't understand why people have to make others feel bad about the music they enjoy

90- You don't believe anybody has a right to their opinions? You don't have to think it's bad just because someone else does.

Ps. Just to Make it clear i'm not saying that you can't not like 1D, if you don't like them then that's perfectly fine but don't make someone who does feel bad about it just because it is not ur choice of music

Phoebe_Buffay 14

K, come on. I admit to liking One Direction too, but not everyone is going to have the same opinion as you. Accept it and respect it.

I'm guessing you're one of those delusional psychos who thinks Harry Styles has eyes for you, and only you, right? Well, good luck with that. You're going to have to compete with millions of other delusional little girls for his affection.

My daughters room is smothered in One Direction. I no longer visit that part of the house. *shudder*

perdix 29

You're a music critic, right? The scream was probably your best work this year.

musiciangirl591 16

eh, probably better than anything one direction has put out in the last couple of years :P

perdix 29

#28, couple of years? I thought they were just manufactured a few weeks ago by some suits in a corporate board room.

musiciangirl591 16

eh, basically thats where all that boy band crap is made :P

49- I just wanted her to piss her pants. I said nothing about getting or delivering a golden shower. I believe you are the one with the fantasy. Which is fine, I don't judge.

musiciangirl591 16

my roommate has one direction, big time rush and justin bieber posters all over her side of our room, its just so creepy, especially at night

musiciangirl591 16

my boyfriend and one of his friends came to visit one weekend, my boyfriend knew about the posters so we decided not to tell his friend, Chris (his friend) walked in, looked at the wall for a minute and was so creeped out, he didn't know what to say :P

perdix 29

#14, if your roommate slays you and hides your body, she can bring Owl City featuring Carly Rae Jepsen and Psy. If you see either of those flashes in the pan, run for your life!

musiciangirl591 16

she actually does have a CRJ poster and taylor swift, i'm happy her and i aren't living together next year :P