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FML : Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I...
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Number 1 said exactly what I was going to say. It was very sweet of you to drive her. She's an old lady, she probably didn't know what happened.

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I love seeing RELEVANT #1 comments. I agree with you. But FYL for that door, and kudos for being nice. We need more people like you in the world ;D

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I agree with opening the door for her. If she could barely walk why didn't you help her get in? That being said, had it been my car, someone would be losing a granny.

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11, I just gotta say, That reminds me of a crusty old sergeant we had in Iraq, who would walk around smoking a pipe and saying things like "What the fuck is your major malfunction, Soldier??!!" (since we were army) and "Wake up and get on patrol, you lazy sack o' shit! You'll sleep when you're dead!" His act was pretty funny, though. But he stopped that after the casualties really started.

your comments showed up ma. chill out lol u got #1 & #2 and did it even do any damage to your car? cuz I kno I've backed into poles, and cars, and had cars run into me and swung my door open and hit a million other things and my car is still in 100% condition :) lol

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you do realize you will be old someday you dumb bitch. Everyone ages you hate people for getting old? get the fuck out of here you dumb piece of shit I'm teenager but atleast I've have respect for older people^^^^^^^^^

And... ? If she didn't notice, then she can hardly apologise or anything. Yeah, you got a kickin the head for doing a good deed, but this isn't really FML territory.

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