By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML
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booze_n_bitches 37

Excusable because she's senile: but if any commenters start a debate on abortion....well, just don't.

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nix1993 41

A few months ago my Grandma tried to drown my black cat because he walked under a ladder that my Dad was up. Nothing happened, but apparently the fact that he was called 'Lucky' was 'ironic proof that he was the anti-christ'. Senility sucks.

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Yolomcswaggin420 17

I guess you shouldn't "abort" the idea the she is still senile

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Miss_Whipped 43

This is a classic example of someone who landed first comment and tried way too hard to be witty. Your first mistake was attempting to make a pun. Your second was putting "quotations" around it.

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FR4GTP 6

cut it out with the abortion jokes.

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booze_n_bitches 37

Excusable because she's senile: but if any commenters start a debate on abortion....well, just don't.

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ptoka 20

Abortion is an all right alternative depending on the circumstances... Mmmkay (couldn't help it)

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drrobotnik1 18

but random inappropriate comments sections on the internet are the only places left to talk about abortion.

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calerino 8

If you plant a seed and dig it up again, did you cut down a tree?

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Adeptus_Astartes 22

Yes because comparing Humans to plants is entirely acceptable.

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booze_n_bitches 37

#38 and #40 WHAT DID I JUST SAY. Go to your room and think about what you've just done.

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alex_jaguara 31

Ok, let's raise kids in unloving families or unable to care for them, let's overcrowd foster homes, ruin the teenage mom's life. Surely better option than abortion.

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jlang917 14

She was mistaken, and she is senile, so I wouldn't take it too hard OP!

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Koalax3 18

It's alright you're not the only one with a senile grandma, mine for example thinks I'm a demon, because I was born on the same date as her husbands death and tells me so constantly

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GrumpyGrinch 23

Would it be better or worse if she decides that you are the soul of that same husband returned to her?

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VeganDarkLight 31

Oh wow, I feel you. My granddad always asks me if I'm a member of a sect, his reason being that I like to wear black. We just gotta love them nonetheless, who knows if we're gonna end up like this ourselves one day.

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PharmacyJoe 13

That's when you tearfully look at her and say "But Grandma, this is only my third one!" Then leave while she had a conniption fit.

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semitoundboss 4

That's amazing. OP and anyone else that has this problem should do that.

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PharmacyJoe 13

Whoops, forgot that part, 20. My bad. Pretend you're going through a tunnel, instead? :)

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theaaxis 27

It's the tearfully looking at her that is impossible over the phone m'dear!

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classicsparkles 17

How many comments before the comments get shut down?

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nix1993 41

A few months ago my Grandma tried to drown my black cat because he walked under a ladder that my Dad was up. Nothing happened, but apparently the fact that he was called 'Lucky' was 'ironic proof that he was the anti-christ'. Senility sucks.

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sailorsaturn10 5

>_> not gonna lie but I would have slapped someone if they tried to do that to my cat.

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