Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML
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booze_n_bitches
| 35
Excusable because she's senile: but if any commenters start a debate on abortion....well, just don't.
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nix1993
| 41
A few months ago my Grandma tried to drown my black cat because he walked under a ladder that my Dad was up. Nothing happened, but apparently the fact that he was called 'Lucky' was 'ironic proof that he was the anti-christ'. Senility sucks.
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Yolomcswaggin420
| 17
I guess you shouldn't "abort" the idea the she is still senile
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1dvs_bstd
| 41
No.
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UncleCaitlyn
| 21
That was bad and you should feel bad
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Miss_Whipped
| 42
This is a classic example of someone who landed first comment and tried way too hard to be witty.
Your first mistake was attempting to make a pun. Your second was putting "quotations" around it.
Your first mistake was attempting to make a pun. Your second was putting "quotations" around it.
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FR4GTP
| 6
cut it out with the abortion jokes.
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booze_n_bitches
| 35
Excusable because she's senile: but if any commenters start a debate on abortion....well, just don't.
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ptoka
| 20
Abortion is an all right alternative depending on the circumstances... Mmmkay (couldn't help it)
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drrobotnik1
| 18
but random inappropriate comments sections on the internet are the only places left to talk about abortion.
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calerino
| 8
If you plant a seed and dig it up again, did you cut down a tree?
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Adeptus_Astartes
| 22
Yes because comparing Humans to plants is entirely acceptable.
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booze_n_bitches
| 35
#38 and #40 WHAT DID I JUST SAY. Go to your room and think about what you've just done.
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jlang917
| 14
She was mistaken, and she is senile, so I wouldn't take it too hard OP!
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Kaos_Yggdrasil
| 7
lol FYL she is senile :/
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snackfood0
| 15
Wow, what a ray of sunshine.
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Koalax3
| 18
It's alright you're not the only one with a senile grandma, mine for example thinks I'm a demon, because I was born on the same date as her husbands death and tells me so constantly
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GrumpyGrinch
| 23
Would it be better or worse if she decides that you are the soul of that same husband returned to her?
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VeganDarkLight
| 31
Oh wow, I feel you. My granddad always asks me if I'm a member of a sect, his reason being that I like to wear black. We just gotta love them nonetheless, who knows if we're gonna end up like this ourselves one day.
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sh07
| 28
Well, she is senile...
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PharmacyJoe
| 13
That's when you tearfully look at her and say "But Grandma, this is only my third one!" Then leave while she had a conniption fit.
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semitoundboss
| 4
That's amazing. OP and anyone else that has this problem should do that.
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soullyfe
| 33
Kind of hard to do over the phone.
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PharmacyJoe
| 13
Whoops, forgot that part, 20. My bad.
Pretend you're going through a tunnel, instead? :)
Pretend you're going through a tunnel, instead? :)
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theaaxis
| 27
It's the tearfully looking at her that is impossible over the phone m'dear!
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classicsparkles
| 17
How many comments before the comments get shut down?
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nix1993
| 41
A few months ago my Grandma tried to drown my black cat because he walked under a ladder that my Dad was up. Nothing happened, but apparently the fact that he was called 'Lucky' was 'ironic proof that he was the anti-christ'. Senility sucks.
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sailorsaturn10
| 5
>_> not gonna lie but I would have slapped someone if they tried to do that to my cat.