No.

That was bad and you should feel bad

This is a classic example of someone who landed first comment and tried way too hard to be witty. Your first mistake was attempting to make a pun. Your second was putting "quotations" around it.

cut it out with the abortion jokes.

Abortion is an all right alternative depending on the circumstances... Mmmkay (couldn't help it)

but random inappropriate comments sections on the internet are the only places left to talk about abortion.

If you plant a seed and dig it up again, did you cut down a tree?

Yes because comparing Humans to plants is entirely acceptable.

#38 and #40 WHAT DID I JUST SAY. Go to your room and think about what you've just done.

Ok, let's raise kids in unloving families or unable to care for them, let's overcrowd foster homes, ruin the teenage mom's life. Surely better option than abortion.

Would it be better or worse if she decides that you are the soul of that same husband returned to her?

Oh wow, I feel you. My granddad always asks me if I'm a member of a sect, his reason being that I like to wear black. We just gotta love them nonetheless, who knows if we're gonna end up like this ourselves one day.

That's amazing. OP and anyone else that has this problem should do that.

Kind of hard to do over the phone.

Whoops, forgot that part, 20. My bad. Pretend you're going through a tunnel, instead? :)

It's the tearfully looking at her that is impossible over the phone m'dear!

>_> not gonna lie but I would have slapped someone if they tried to do that to my cat.