FML : Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed...

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 1 August 2015 03:39 / United States - Pasadena

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By booze_n_bitches | 35

#6368561 - Sunday 2 August 2015 12:39

Excusable because she's senile: but if any commenters start a debate on abortion....well, just don't.

By nix1993 | 37

#6368585 - Sunday 2 August 2015 12:50

A few months ago my Grandma tried to drown my black cat because he walked under a ladder that my Dad was up. Nothing happened, but apparently the fact that he was called 'Lucky' was 'ironic proof that he was the anti-christ'. Senility sucks.

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By Yolomcswaggin420 | 17

#6368559 - Sunday 2 August 2015 12:39

I guess you shouldn't "abort" the idea the she is still senile

1dvs_bstd | 41

#6368569 - Sunday 2 August 2015 12:43

No.

UncleCaitlyn | 21

#6368578 - Sunday 2 August 2015 12:46

That was bad and you should feel bad

Miss_Whipped | 41

#6368604 - Sunday 2 August 2015 01:24

This is a classic example of someone who landed first comment and tried way too hard to be witty. Your first mistake was attempting to make a pun. Your second was putting "quotations" around it.

FR4GTP | 6

#6370125 - Monday 3 August 2015 06:39

cut it out with the abortion jokes.

By booze_n_bitches | 35

#6368561 - Sunday 2 August 2015 12:39

Excusable because she's senile: but if any commenters start a debate on abortion....well, just don't.

ptoka | 18

#6368683 - Sunday 2 August 2015 04:14

Abortion is an all right alternative depending on the circumstances... Mmmkay (couldn't help it)

drrobotnik1 | 18

#6369105 - Sunday 2 August 2015 05:44

but random inappropriate comments sections on the internet are the only places left to talk about abortion.

calerino | 8

#6369589 - Monday 3 August 2015 02:55

If you plant a seed and dig it up again, did you cut down a tree?

Adeptus_Astartes | 22

#6369878 - Monday 3 August 2015 10:58

Yes because comparing Humans to plants is entirely acceptable.

booze_n_bitches | 35

#6371428 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 11:26

#38 and #40 WHAT DID I JUST SAY. Go to your room and think about what you've just done.

By jlang917 | 14

#6368562 - Sunday 2 August 2015 12:40

She was mistaken, and she is senile, so I wouldn't take it too hard OP!

By Kaos_Yggdrasil | 7

#6368563 - Sunday 2 August 2015 12:40

lol FYL she is senile :/

By snackfood0 | 15

#6368565 - Sunday 2 August 2015 12:40

Wow, what a ray of sunshine.

By Koalax3 | 18

#6368566 - Sunday 2 August 2015 12:40

It's alright you're not the only one with a senile grandma, mine for example thinks I'm a demon, because I was born on the same date as her husbands death and tells me so constantly

GrumpyGrinch | 19

#6368577 - Sunday 2 August 2015 12:46

Would it be better or worse if she decides that you are the soul of that same husband returned to her?

VeganDarkLight | 31

#6368647 - Sunday 2 August 2015 03:11

Oh wow, I feel you. My granddad always asks me if I'm a member of a sect, his reason being that I like to wear black. We just gotta love them nonetheless, who knows if we're gonna end up like this ourselves one day.