FML : Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on, or I'm the world's...

Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on, or I'm the world's ugliest woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Lookalike - / Monday 12 May 2014 14:38 / United States - Nitro

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By cassieperiodbee | 14

#5942629 - Monday 12 May 2014 19:53

Oh dear, well at least Brad Pitt is a good looking person, I mean if I were going to look like a guy, I would want to look like him. :)

By igive | 28

#5942632 - Monday 12 May 2014 19:54

At first I was like "how is this an FML?" Till I read the least sentence.

that just means you're a handsome woman.

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By cassieperiodbee | 14

#5942629 - Monday 12 May 2014 19:53

Oh dear, well at least Brad Pitt is a good looking person, I mean if I were going to look like a guy, I would want to look like him. :)

ThatOneGuy719 | 16

#5942644 - Monday 12 May 2014 19:58

At least that's a positive way to look at it hahaha, good thing she looks like Brad Pitt and not like Richard Simmons!

ktmla | 14

#5942689 - Monday 12 May 2014 20:20

Sorry OP that's PITTiful.

brivielle | 15

#5942695 - Monday 12 May 2014 20:26

Well OP should have asked which version. The Achilles version or the Benjamin Button version?

name_loading | 19

#5942716 - Monday 12 May 2014 20:50

I'd rather look like Robert Downey Jr. if I had to look like a guy, but hey take what you can get, right?

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5943234 - Tuesday 13 May 2014 6:43

Well, at least you get to go home to Angelina Jolie & "x" amount of adopted kids...

thesimp | 6

#5947506 - Saturday 17 May 2014 0:54

Question still remains though, is the OP brad pitt or a fugly woman

By chickenfeet223 | 11

#5942631 - Monday 12 May 2014 19:54

im sorry to hear that. those guys are just wrong

Ian7890 | 23

#5942758 - Monday 12 May 2014 21:37

how do you know they are wrong? have you seen OP?

mageepaigeee44 | 15

#5942837 - Monday 12 May 2014 22:42

How do you know they were male?

By igive | 28

#5942632 - Monday 12 May 2014 19:54

At first I was like "how is this an FML?" Till I read the least sentence.

that just means you're a handsome woman.

badluckalex | 23

#5942659 - Monday 12 May 2014 20:06

I dont think woman want to be "handsome"

mageepaigeee44 | 15

#5942742 - Monday 12 May 2014 21:17

The word handsome by definition is still gender neutral.

jaredofmo | 22

#5943210 - Tuesday 13 May 2014 6:12

So is pretty.

StillUsesMyspace | 22

#5943246 - Tuesday 13 May 2014 6:53

Unfortunately this is the real world where connotation of a word outweighs the literal definition every time.

By w_pony_4ever | 15

#5942636 - Monday 12 May 2014 19:55

at least he's pretty!

By mossdeep2 | 4

#5942638 - Monday 12 May 2014 19:55

That is a difficult situation... I'm sorry OP.

By goodwithoutgods | 20

#5942639 - Monday 12 May 2014 19:56

Hey, at least Brad Pitt is an attractive man. They could have mistaken you for Gollum.

onorexveritas | 23

#5942993 - Tuesday 13 May 2014 1:29

I actually met a girl who resembled Gollum quite a bit. stringy hair even.

chickinblue | 12

#5943161 - Tuesday 13 May 2014 4:55

Oh man FHL

By hellnosucka | 27

#5942640 - Monday 12 May 2014 19:56

Well on the bright side, it's a good thing you're not a mam because otherwise you'd be a heart breaker. Also, a possible jerk and God knows there's enough of those already.