Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on, or I'm the world's ugliest woman. FML
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cassieperiodbee
| 14
Oh dear, well at least Brad Pitt is a good looking person, I mean if I were going to look like a guy, I would want to look like him. :)
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ThatOneGuy719
| 16
At least that's a positive way to look at it hahaha, good thing she looks like Brad Pitt and not like Richard Simmons!
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ktmla
| 14
Sorry OP that's PITTiful.
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brivielle
| 15
Well OP should have asked which version. The Achilles version or the Benjamin Button version?
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name_loading
| 19
I'd rather look like Robert Downey Jr. if I had to look like a guy, but hey take what you can get, right?
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
Well, at least you get to go home to Angelina Jolie & "x" amount of adopted kids...
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thesimp
| 6
Question still remains though, is the OP brad pitt or a fugly woman
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chickenfeet223
| 11
im sorry to hear that. those guys are just wrong
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Ian7890
| 23
how do you know they are wrong? have you seen OP?
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mageepaigeee44
| 15
How do you know they were male?
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igive
| 28
At first I was like "how is this an FML?" Till I read the least sentence.
that just means you're a handsome woman.
that just means you're a handsome woman.
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badluckalex
| 23
I dont think woman want to be "handsome"
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mageepaigeee44
| 15
The word handsome by definition is still gender neutral.
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jaredofmo
| 22
So is pretty.
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StillUsesMyspace
| 22
Unfortunately this is the real world where connotation of a word outweighs the literal definition every time.
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w_pony_4ever
| 15
at least he's pretty!
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mossdeep2
| 4
That is a difficult situation... I'm sorry OP.
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goodwithoutgods
| 20
Hey, at least Brad Pitt is an attractive man. They could have mistaken you for Gollum.
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onorexveritas
| 23
I actually met a girl who resembled Gollum quite a bit. stringy hair even.
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chickinblue
| 12
Oh man FHL
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hellnosucka
| 27
Well on the bright side, it's a good thing you're not a mam because otherwise you'd be a heart breaker. Also, a possible jerk and God knows there's enough of those already.
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rocker_chick105
| 31
Yes, because everyone who looks good must be a jerk.
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cina5
| 19
Maybe it was your outfit
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Pleonasm
| 34
Which version of Brad Pitt though? The trampy looking one with the bad beard or what?
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hellnosucka
| 27
I'd say it's the latter.
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Phooey
| 22
this made my think of Tosh.O this season he's dressing up in different Brad Pitt character outfit.
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TheRoyalSir116
| 8
At least you're sexy!
that just means you're a handsome woman.