Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
24- No one cares about your live-in cum dumpster's willingness to let you grunt little potential asshole children into her uterus, or how often she lets you do it.
She'd abort them. YOU would brag that she's perpetually on her back because she can't do any better with her life. Because that's obviously what people boast about on the internet. You're like a failed attempt at an "overly-manly man" meme. Just the redneck, highschool dropout version.
So the reference to a meme didn't alert you to the fact that I know you're a troll? That's kind of funny. Let's spell it out. "You're a really bad troll" Was that easier for you to grasp or should I write it out phonetically?
Doc can I sit this one out? Todays "Act like an idiot online" quota has already been filled to overflowing. I can feel my brain cells committing suicide already.
I'll take it up, I'm bored. Let's see, the fact that he's 14, hairy palmed and trying way too hard to sound "cool" in his trolling has been covered; can we move on to the last part of his name and point out that pot smoking has obviously killed off a large percentage of his essential brain cells?
This only happens to me after I watch a horror film, and the aftermath lasts about a week.
It is fucking horrendous. Especially if you rear up to punch it, and it does the same. I learned muy thai the next day.