TokiW117

About Tokiw117

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

0%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

53%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

6%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

4%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

76%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

67%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

37%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

11%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Tokiw117's favorite FMLs

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Gregory / Friday 28 November 2008 10:28 / France

Today, after finishing an essay at the library, I fell asleep and had a dream about the essay crawling out through my laptop screen and trying to kill me. I woke by the librarian shaking me and telling me to stop screaming. I was mortified. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By systematicpanic - / Thursday 20 March 2014 16:48 / United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 11 April 2013 15:42 / United States

Today, I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying. Suddenly, I had to poop worse than I ever had to in my entire life. The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking my tires while I let out the entire contents of my bowels onto the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By poopy pants / Monday 8 April 2013 01:47 / United States - Minneapolis

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By SoSexy - / Sunday 7 October 2012 10:25 / United States - Stockton

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Beginner

Checking you out

Mobility

Back from the party

I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

Perfectionist

It's in the can!

Consolation prize

Profile completed

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

Judgmental

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

50 favorites

Who’s the fairest of them all?

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

One more and it's business time