Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower and realized I’d forgotten to lock the bathroom lock. I heard someone coming towards the door and panicked. I hid behind the curtain and tried to stay completely still, but my dad walked in, saw me standing there like a statue, and just said, “Oh, erm, I’ll come back later.” FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was trying to sleep when I saw a head looming from the darkness with no eyes and a mouth open like a silent scream. I just froze and pissed myself. It was my daughter wanting to cuddle with us. Alas, the bed was wet, so she got put back in her bed, while we had to share the sofa downstairs. FML
Today, I had to listen to my daughter’s explosive diarrhea while I watched TV. When she came out of the bathroom, she went white as a sheet. Apparently she thought she was alone. FML
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VonBlitzkrieg 27
What do we want? a follow-up! When do we want it? Now!
larrena2377 26
That's why I always check! I've been pranked one too many times like that
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Comments (177)
Thatguy334 7
Who was it?
AmandaMarie9038 5
I have the same fear.. that's why we leave them open when we're not in there. closets stay open too. I've seen way too many horror movies lol
FrankHotpants 31
Pretty much everyone's worst fear, thats why the first thing you do when you enter a bathroom is check for dead bodies and or murderers behind the curtain....then use the toilet.
wvcheesehead 13
Great cure for shy bladder or constipation. First you say it, then you do it.
HowsBoutaRoadie 8
I would have blasted that bitch with my shotgun
honeymoonroyale 20
I've never wanted a follow up as badly as I do now! Who? 0.0
Duoceros 22
Reason #1 to always purchase clear shower curtains.
vikky538 29
did you happen to know the person who is in shower... poor child...those kinds of things make kids have long lasting bad impression... just take care of it...
jasongerman 5
so who was it...?
tim_jr628 6
Who was it?