At least you didn't find out he was cheating on you.

What a jerk

He rather nut in his pants at a restaurant than wait till after dinner and celebrate with you...That's a definite problem!

#11 *jerk off ;D

29: I wanted to be a bit more subtle :p

#1 Why make a pointless comparison? 'Your husband's an immature asshole, but you should be happy he's not more of an asshole.' That's bullshit, and completely dismissive of her problem.

@ 13 he probably was thinking about later. that's why he jerked off,so he can last longer .

46 must be talking about the waitress.

I thought #46 made a good point. not sure why the thumbs downs.

#97 Apparently they agree that she should be grateful that her jerk off husband isn't a cheater.

actually , he cheated on her with his hand

At least he kept a good grip on the situation.

its probably a commemoration of what he did on his first date with you. Happy Anniversary!

Ahhhhhhhhhh I see what you did there!!!

Giggity GIggity Goo if you know what I mean

OMG XD

What the fuck?

I hope there was a LOT of wine involved...

not quite a fuck...

That's just fucked up.

...that he fucked off in public...

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No sex life could suck enough for him to need to jerk off in public, under a restaurant table.

he probably has a public disgrace fetish

Maybe she just looked really hot and he couldn't wait until after dinner

No lack of spice in the bedroom could lead to a reaction quite that fucked up.

or just a public/exhibition fetish. o think it's sexy. I like touching/being touched in public when it seems like no one's looking. nothing "disgraceful" about it.

#99 - there is nothing sexy about being touched in public in places that should be kept private. as you said, seems like there is noone looking. you dont know who could be seeing that. for all you know, you've just made a little kid endure that. intimate touching = keep it private. the public doesnt want to see it.

what a jerk! truly commendable.

Pun intended?

obviously...

Total jerk off.

happy 4th anniverdary honey.. here's some cum for you -_-

Maybe he was getting his first nut out of the way to give you a longer "after anniversary" party.

That is absolutely disgusting but for both of your sakes, just be glad that he didn't get caught

you must never have experienced the thrill of a little public action.

#101 Amen to that

You need to realize that not everyone is as pro-sex as you. Yes, being intimate in public is thrilling and exciting FOR YOU but have some common courtesy. Nobody wants to see a stranger wanking off under a dining table when they're trying to eat their food.

@101 please go away.

WTF

It wasn't *just* the wine that went to his head. ;)