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At least you didn't find out he was cheating on you.
He rather nut in his pants at a restaurant than wait till after dinner and celebrate with you...That's a definite problem!
#11 *jerk off ;D
#1 Why make a pointless comparison? 'Your husband's an immature asshole, but you should be happy he's not more of an asshole.' That's bullshit, and completely dismissive of her problem.
46 must be talking about the waitress.
#97 Apparently they agree that she should be grateful that her jerk off husband isn't a cheater.
actually , he cheated on her with his hand
At least he kept a good grip on the situation.
Ahhhhhhhhhh I see what you did there!!!
Giggity GIggity Goo if you know what I mean
OMG XD
What the ****?
I hope there was a LOT of wine involved...
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Show it anywayNo sex life could suck enough for him to need to jerk off in public, under a restaurant table.
he probably has a public disgrace fetish
Maybe she just looked really hot and he couldn't wait until after dinner
No lack of spice in the bedroom could lead to a reaction quite that ****** up.
#99 - there is nothing sexy about being touched in public in places that should be kept private. as you said, seems like there is noone looking. you dont know who could be seeing that. for all you know, you've just made a little kid endure that. intimate touching = keep it private. the public doesnt want to see it.
what a jerk! truly commendable.
Pun intended?
Total jerk off.
happy 4th anniverdary honey.. here's some cum for you -_-
Maybe he was getting his first nut out of the way to give you a longer "after anniversary" party.
That is absolutely disgusting but for both of your sakes, just be glad that he didn't get caught
#101 Amen to that
@101 please go away.
WTF
It wasn't *just* the wine that went to his head. ;)
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At least you didn't find out he was cheating on you.
At least he kept a good grip on the situation.