FML : Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there....

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Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 13 May 2012 15:12 / United States - Monson

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By Tuesdaythe10th | 11

#4429862 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:30

Golden Shower

By DocBastard | 38

#4429934 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:37

I'm left feeling empty after reading this. So many questions! Who was there? Why was he there? What did you do? Did you still pee? Did you scream like a little bitch and pee all over the floor? I need answers!

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By ruebenrios | 0

#4429860 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:30

Haha thats what i do!

ruebenrios | 0

#4429889 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:32

First comment!! Yay

SkoomaKi | 24

#4429910 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:34

Shut up, Bieber.

jtthegr8 | 26

#4429920 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:35

LOL ^

AwkwardPartyBear | 24

#4429925 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:35

Congrats, 9. Want a cookie?

mandadarling | 10

#4429928 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:37

Skoomaki.. You just about made the world a better place.

ruebenrios | 0

#4429968 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:41

He did

jtthegr8 | 26

#4429974 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:42

I feel bad for the kid...i mean who wants look exactly like Justin Bieber...

ruebenrios | 0

#4430008 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:46

My hair is teased dumbfuck

SkoomaKi | 24

#4430039 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:49

Nah, definitely Bieber. I don't think calling me faggot helps either. Isn't it past your bedtime?

ruebenrios | 0

#4430043 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:49

Nope but its past yours

mandadarling | 10

#4430056 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:50

I wouldn't start an interwebs battle with anyone if I looked like the Beebs...

boofgall | 16

#4430058 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:51

54- Just stop, you've already made a complete idiot of yourself. To everyone here.

ruebenrios | 0

#4430060 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:51

Looked like the beebs??

MarisaCB | 16

#4430102 - Sunday 13 May 2012 08:00

Leave off him -_- He's like thirteen. Tons of guys had that haircut before Justin Bieber, he doesn't own it for Pete's sake.

ruebenrios | 0

#4430109 - Sunday 13 May 2012 08:01

Thank you!

onlychildFTW | 33

#4430122 - Sunday 13 May 2012 08:02

Who gives a shit I he looks like bieber? He isn't bieber so the odds of him sounding like him are low. And I doubt this kid is some semi-famous-with-little-girls singer.

ruebenrios | 0

#4430131 - Sunday 13 May 2012 08:04

Haha thats true

DocBastard | 38

#4430161 - Sunday 13 May 2012 08:09

Rueben - Calling someone a dumbfuck around here is a guaranteed way to start a fight. Just laugh it off and this while thing goes away. I do this because I care.

By Tuesdaythe10th | 11

#4429862 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:30

Golden Shower

StanSmith_fml | 9

#4429989 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:44

Hey. You think your funny or something?

TheGewt | 7

#4430180 - Sunday 13 May 2012 08:12

You're not any more funny than he.

OneNightStander | 6

#4430186 - Sunday 13 May 2012 08:15

Hey Stan this is coming from a guy who has a baby with its dick out as his pic.

muFilter | 19

#4430188 - Sunday 13 May 2012 08:15

His funny? What about MY funny?! Oh, that's right... My funny left me when I used this same dumb joke like eight times.

Blackmail111 | 9

#4430404 - Sunday 13 May 2012 09:05

Relax! He was making a reference to American Dad. He was just saying one of Steve Smiths lines in the show.

DocBastard | 38

#4430460 - Sunday 13 May 2012 09:26

Yeah, because character accounts are SOOOO funny and original and several other adjectives I don't mean. Fortunately all character accounts eventually fade into the abyss, and I have no doubt Mr. Smith here will follow.

Bagel09 | 11

#4430506 - Sunday 13 May 2012 09:38

Screw you guys I'm going home.

AwkwardPartyBear | 24

#4430543 - Sunday 13 May 2012 09:51

#2 Your profile description makes it even better

SmokingUnicorn | 8

#4430685 - Sunday 13 May 2012 10:36

It's Nirvana's Nevermind, but you probebly don't even know what that is.

SmokingUnicorn | 8

#4430689 - Sunday 13 May 2012 10:38

83# It's Nirvana's Nevermind. But I'm pretty sure you dont even know what Nirvana is.

pride87 | 0

#4430788 - Sunday 13 May 2012 11:16

Let me just say I LOVE ur nirvana picture. Deff. Made me smile ! :D

soccerguy2 | 11

#4430811 - Sunday 13 May 2012 11:22

It must have been an awkward moment when for that split second open and the guy just stared at each other. Both probably didn't know what to do.

darrentwx | 0

#4430993 - Monday 14 May 2012 12:37

What's OP?

RaggleFrock | 13

#4431024 - Monday 14 May 2012 12:46

Organic pineapples.

oicu812xD | 16

#4431188 - Monday 14 May 2012 01:21

Old pedophiles

efemel94 | 7

#4431312 - Monday 14 May 2012 02:00

Orgasmic Platypus

FMLandurstoo | 9

#4431469 - Monday 14 May 2012 02:30

Ovulating penises

lk2481 | 4

#4431647 - Monday 14 May 2012 03:08

Original poster

hthelittleone | 10

#4431806 - Monday 14 May 2012 03:59

What the hell am I reading?

pokefan813 | 16

#4431817 - Monday 14 May 2012 04:02

Orange pickles?

EvilPotato | 14

#4431970 - Monday 14 May 2012 04:59

Original Peppers Optional Penis Out Planned Over Peed

italiancows | 8

#4432084 - Monday 14 May 2012 05:32

Didn't you here the shower running?

ChicaChica5683 | 0

#4432268 - Monday 14 May 2012 06:22

Nirvana ftw!!!

DynamicDave | 11

#4432696 - Monday 14 May 2012 08:58

Ostentatious Presbyterians. That was a band in the 90s.

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4434692 - Monday 14 May 2012 05:30

Orgasmic Princess

IronicIrony | 8

#4436154 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 01:41

#2- That's a handsome spider you got there.

By SkoomaKi | 24

#4429867 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:30

Run away and don't look back, that is, if you don't want a scarred memory.

ruebenrios | 0

#4429949 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:39

Yup, your a faggot

MysticKnight | 3

#4429984 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:43

No, he's not but your mom is.

boofgall | 16

#4429997 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:44

No, you're* a faggot.

mandadarling | 10

#4430001 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:45

Coming from a 13 year old Beiber, I'm pretty sure SkoomaKi feels the burn of that one.

ruebenrios | 0

#4430069 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:54

Of course he does, after all he has a pussy

mandadarling | 10

#4430092 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:59

Maybe he does, and that's cool with me. I myself prefer dogs as pets, but to each his own.

MarisaCB | 16

#4430118 - Sunday 13 May 2012 08:01

lol 65. Stop arguing. It's unfair to argue with a 13 year old. They always lose.

mandadarling | 10

#4430166 - Sunday 13 May 2012 08:09

Eh, I suppose you're right. After all, he graciously pointed out that I can't read, so I may want to quit while I'm winning.

wallandpiece | 16

#4430642 - Sunday 13 May 2012 10:25

Anyone else thinking of Psycho?

elliottemoose | 1

#4430755 - Sunday 13 May 2012 11:03

I'd probably sh*t myself...

kira_the_boss | 1

#4432553 - Monday 14 May 2012 08:30

Surprise butt sex!

By anothersuicide | 0

#4429869 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:30

Hahha why DO you check behind the shower curtain before you pee? O.o

hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml | 14

#4429875 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:31

well, obviously there was a reason for it if there was something behind there...

OFWGKTADGAF666 | 6

#4429899 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:33

For murders duh

Skittlepickle | 13

#4430080 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:57

In case something like the above story happens

onlychildFTW | 33

#4430138 - Sunday 13 May 2012 08:05

Seems weird to always check behind before you pee. Do people in your family hide their regularly? Because if they are showering you can hear water, plus the door should be closed and/or locked.

muFilter | 19

#4430200 - Sunday 13 May 2012 08:18

In case there's a better urinal/toilet back there, obviously.

icemonkey14 | 2

#4430332 - Sunday 13 May 2012 08:47

Murderers

madelinebriana | 11

#4430368 - Sunday 13 May 2012 08:57

I don't know about you guys, but I check behind my shower curtain all the time for monsters...

llamafish | 25

#4430389 - Sunday 13 May 2012 09:02

76 - In my family we ALWAYS hide our regularly. Don't you?

sarah56195 | 0

#4430399 - Sunday 13 May 2012 09:04

It's a fear. I have it. I leave my curtain open!

sillycart | 9

#4430495 - Sunday 13 May 2012 09:33

Who doesn't?!

YacL | 15

#4430628 - Sunday 13 May 2012 10:16

Well my shower curtain is always left open, so if I go in there and it's closed I just leave and never come back.

soccerguy2 | 11

#4430786 - Sunday 13 May 2012 11:16

I always do that too. its the worst when its late at night. now if I see mine closed, SWAT might get called.

Ninjasaurus18 | 9

#4431259 - Monday 14 May 2012 01:45

Me tooXD I have my whole life.

Pigeon89 | 34

#4431742 - Monday 14 May 2012 03:34

I ALWAYS used to check- never really knew why- paranoia I guess! I've only stopped now because we got a glass shower screen :)

PawsUp_fml | 2

#4431811 - Monday 14 May 2012 04:01

147...I love your comment :)

mimi_animee | 18

#4432151 - Monday 14 May 2012 05:45

After watching paranormal activity 3 I always have to look inside a mirror before leaving a room for some reason.....

causticgirl | 6

#4432270 - Monday 14 May 2012 06:23

Clear plastic shower curtain because they can sneak up on you when your in the shower too

onlychildFTW | 33

#4432736 - Monday 14 May 2012 09:06

114 - no My family doesn't hide. But being an only child means that I don't have stupid siblings. You people all seem very paranoid. Even as a small child in the middle of the night I wouldn't check. Just seems like a weird thing to do. Someone hiding in my shower is a never-going-to-happen thing for me.

akayc32 | 0

#4434688 - Monday 14 May 2012 05:30

231, we'll see

Quidikic | 9

#4434709 - Monday 14 May 2012 05:36

76-Who said anything at all, about a shower RUNNING. Face to the palm.

bettyloohoo | 0

#4435090 - Monday 14 May 2012 07:26

Amen to that!

untamed112 | 0

#4436872 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 04:36

I do it all the time

sslayer777 | 1

#4437050 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 05:16

Well, obviously there's a rapist in Lincoln Park. He's climbing into yo' windows, snatchin people up tryin to rape 'em, so you better hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife and hide yo' husband cuz they rapin everybody out here.

bramberkhout | 10

#4445171 - Thursday 17 May 2012 12:47

So your a big child now, ah now I see.

autumnmoonx3 | 8

#4445755 - Thursday 17 May 2012 02:38

The Shining is why I do. aha.

Pigeon89 | 34

#4447664 - Thursday 17 May 2012 04:40

Not Psycho?

aisthecoolest | 6

#4450007 - Friday 18 May 2012 04:42

I'm always scared a creeper might have spawned

By KiwiKitten | 2

#4429870 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:30

Good thing it wasn't a murderer?

SkoomaKi | 24

#4430281 - Sunday 13 May 2012 08:37

Or a white egg with thousands of spiders... *shudders*

Da_Bauss435 | 8

#4430801 - Sunday 13 May 2012 11:20

Or some guy asking you to smell some pads

kamikrazy | 6

#4431276 - Monday 14 May 2012 01:52

Actually it could have been a murderer. OP could have been taken hostage and forced to write this FML so that the murderer could finally get an FML posted after all of his failed attempts. Too bad its not on his account tho.

moonlight6654 | 6

#4432237 - Monday 14 May 2012 06:11

Yeah it really depends on who it is

By almost34 | 4

#4429879 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:31

Damn ninjas!

AwkwardPartyBear | 24

#4429980 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:43

They are not a ninja because OP noticed them

Bstaut | 8

#4430226 - Sunday 13 May 2012 08:24

33- It could've been a ninja, just not a very good one.

iliketurdles | 7

#4430381 - Sunday 13 May 2012 09:01

It was probably Noor.

hockeyoceancity | 13

#4430479 - Sunday 13 May 2012 09:30

it could have been a dummie that looked real and the real ninja could have been outside waiting for op to run out of the bathroom to strike.

soccerguy2 | 11

#4430798 - Sunday 13 May 2012 11:19

It was a ninja in training. If he wasn't noticed then he would have finally been an actual ninja.

UltimateGIRness | 16

#4431366 - Monday 14 May 2012 02:08

It was probably just Noorfml,she is a ninja

alexlovescandy | 3

#4436384 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 02:18

Bahahha this just made me laugh!

By mandadarling | 10

#4429886 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:32

At least you are semi-prepared. If there was a murderer out there, you would still have time to run instead of peeing. Good for you, op.

wisericky | 12

#4429895 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:33

Pretty sure OP would have been running and peeing. :3

mandadarling | 10

#4429922 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:35

Well in that case, he would at least be making the floor a little bit trickier for the murderer to run on!

wisericky | 12

#4429991 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:44

Lmao I can see it now. "Murderer breaks neck chasing boy pissing himself"

mandadarling | 10

#4430034 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:49

I would read that story. I would read that story twice.

ruebenrios | 0

#4430078 - Sunday 13 May 2012 07:56

Yea read it twice! If you knew HOW to read

Andrewgfffff | 0

#4430115 - Sunday 13 May 2012 08:01

Wow. You are truly the master of comebacks. Seriously, give up this silly little internet vendetta, it's embarrassing.

mandadarling | 10

#4430129 - Sunday 13 May 2012 08:02

You're right Beebs.. I can't read. I don't even know how I'm writing this comment right now.. You got me. Take me away to illiterate land..

EduJav321 | 24

#4430284 - Sunday 13 May 2012 08:37

U can pee on the murderer's path to make him slip as he chases you!

finalone34 | 3

#4430427 - Sunday 13 May 2012 09:13

^slow kid on the block

mibrahim01 | 0

#4430730 - Sunday 13 May 2012 10:52

36- Win!

EduJav321 | 24

#4430876 - Sunday 13 May 2012 11:50

Or, or, or... When u see the guy, pee on him; while he is grossed out and confused punch him in the balls and stomach, steal the knife, rip off the shower curtain and wrap it around him, turn on the shower and make him slip, while he recovers break off the towel hanger rack and beat him in the head so he stops struggling, then stab him 4 or 5 times with the knife. Rinse him off with the shower so there are no stains left for evidence, load the body in ur truck and drop it at the local mcdonalds dumpster, noone will see anything unusual with that. Finally, go to walmart to buy a new bathroom set to replace the damaged or destroyed articles