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By  DocBastard  |  38

I'm left feeling empty after reading this. So many questions!

Who was there?
Why was he there?
What did you do?
Did you still pee?
Did you scream like a little bitch and pee all over the floor?

I need answers!

  onlychildFTW  |  33

Who gives a shit I he looks like bieber? He isn't bieber so the odds of him sounding like him are low. And I doubt this kid is some semi-famous-with-little-girls singer.

  DocBastard  |  38

Rueben - Calling someone a dumbfuck around here is a guaranteed way to start a fight. Just laugh it off and this while thing goes away.

I do this because I care.

  StanSmith_fml  |  9

Hey. You think your funny or something?

  DocBastard  |  38

Yeah, because character accounts are SOOOO funny and original and several other adjectives I don't mean.

Fortunately all character accounts eventually fade into the abyss, and I have no doubt Mr. Smith here will follow.

By  anothersuicide  |  0

Hahha why DO you check behind the shower curtain before you pee? O.o

  onlychildFTW  |  33

Seems weird to always check behind before you pee. Do people in your family hide their regularly? Because if they are showering you can hear water, plus the door should be closed and/or locked.

  onlychildFTW  |  33

114 - no My family doesn't hide. But being an only child means that I don't have stupid siblings.

You people all seem very paranoid. Even as a small child in the middle of the night I wouldn't check. Just seems like a weird thing to do. Someone hiding in my shower is a never-going-to-happen thing for me.

  sslayer777  |  1

Well, obviously there's a rapist in Lincoln Park. He's climbing into yo' windows, snatchin people up tryin to rape 'em, so you better hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife and hide yo' husband cuz they rapin everybody out here.

  aisthecoolest  |  8

I'm always scared a creeper might have spawned

  kamikrazy  |  6

Actually it could have been a murderer. OP could have been taken hostage and forced to write this FML so that the murderer could finally get an FML posted after all of his failed attempts.

Too bad its not on his account tho.

  EduJav321  |  24

Or, or, or... When u see the guy, pee on him; while he is grossed out and confused punch him in the balls and stomach, steal the knife, rip off the shower curtain and wrap it around him, turn on the shower and make him slip, while he recovers break off the towel hanger rack and beat him in the head so he stops struggling, then stab him 4 or 5 times with the knife.
Rinse him off with the shower so there are no stains left for evidence, load the body in ur truck and drop it at the local mcdonalds dumpster, noone will see anything unusual with that. Finally, go to walmart to buy a new bathroom set to replace the damaged or destroyed articles