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I'm left feeling empty after reading this. So many questions! Who was there? Why was he there? What did you do? Did you still pee? Did you scream like a little bitch and pee all over the floor? I need answers!

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Nah, definitely Bieber. I don't think calling me faggot helps either. Isn't it past your bedtime?

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Leave off him -_- He's like thirteen. Tons of guys had that haircut before Justin Bieber, he doesn't own it for Pete's sake.

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Who gives a shit I he looks like bieber? He isn't bieber so the odds of him sounding like him are low. And I doubt this kid is some semi-famous-with-little-girls singer.

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Rueben - Calling someone a dumbfuck around here is a guaranteed way to start a fight. Just laugh it off and this while thing goes away. I do this because I care.

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It must have been an awkward moment when for that split second open and the guy just stared at each other. Both probably didn't know what to do.

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Eh, I suppose you're right. After all, he graciously pointed out that I can't read, so I may want to quit while I'm winning.

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Well my shower curtain is always left open, so if I go in there and it's closed I just leave and never come back.

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I always do that too. its the worst when its late at night. now if I see mine closed, SWAT might get called.

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I ALWAYS used to check- never really knew why- paranoia I guess! I've only stopped now because we got a glass shower screen :)

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After watching paranormal activity 3 I always have to look inside a mirror before leaving a room for some reason.....

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Well, obviously there's a rapist in Lincoln Park. He's climbing into yo' windows, snatchin people up tryin to rape 'em, so you better hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife and hide yo' husband cuz they rapin everybody out here.

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Actually it could have been a murderer. OP could have been taken hostage and forced to write this FML so that the murderer could finally get an FML posted after all of his failed attempts. Too bad its not on his account tho.

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it could have been a dummie that looked real and the real ninja could have been outside waiting for op to run out of the bathroom to strike.

At least you are semi-prepared. If there was a murderer out there, you would still have time to run instead of peeing. Good for you, op.

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Wow. You are truly the master of comebacks. Seriously, give up this silly little internet vendetta, it's embarrassing.

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You're right Beebs.. I can't read. I don't even know how I'm writing this comment right now.. You got me. Take me away to illiterate land..

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Or, or, or... When u see the guy, pee on him; while he is grossed out and confused punch him in the balls and stomach, steal the knife, rip off the shower curtain and wrap it around him, turn on the shower and make him slip, while he recovers break off the towel hanger rack and beat him in the head so he stops struggling, then stab him 4 or 5 times with the knife. Rinse him off with the shower so there are no stains left for evidence, load the body in ur truck and drop it at the local mcdonalds

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Right, because there's absolutely no chance anyone would ever actually be hiding behind the curtain. Right? Right?

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