Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
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Today, I was forced to sit silently through my 20-year-old daughter's wedding to a man who is 8 years older than I am. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Today, my daughter is engaged to her soon-to-be fifth husband. She's 32 and refuses to believe she's the problem in relationships, and she wants me to pay for this wedding. FML
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, I missed my daughter’s engagement because her cousin has a crush on her and was planning to ruin it. So while my daughter was agreeing to get married, my sister and I were in the car park with the jealous little shit in a headlock, whilst screaming that he loved her and that it’s not fair. He’s 27. FML
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WingsFan80 4
win for him
katiemarie23 0
Pshh. Older guys are hot sometimes. My fantasy crush is almost 30 years older than me. Way to go for your daughter and the teacher.
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Comments (196)
skateandsmoke420 0
agree wit wings fan 80 100 percent
mintcar 10
That's really weird. To each their own, eh?
restythestar 0
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maphineRAWRS 10
more like fy daughters life for having to bang an old man. yuuuck
DjeePee 25
Jup, she's forced to bang to man she loves. Poor girl. Besides, Johnny Depp is 30 years older than me, and I don't think it's yuuuck to bang him.
maphineRAWRS 10
think about it, when she's 40 he'll be 65.. he's going to be wrinkly and gross, and (not saying it will happen) but normally the young one gets bored and cheats. Ashton kutcher and demi Moore, same thing happened with even less of an age gap and she's hot.
st0815 9
And when she's 40, he will still think she's a hot babe. Might not be an issue for you, but many women are worried about still being attractive to their partners when they are older. So for them it works, because their relationship makes them feel safe. Also, a lot of relationships face bigger problems then maybe not being attractive to each other in 20 years time.
YigalElohev 2
DILFs are hot.
whatyotalkinbout 0
teachers need lovin' too!
pdp_fml 21
If my daughter had married someone that old I would be pretty mad about it. However, if it works out that they are really in love then I would say that is okay. You just have to wait and see if they work out.
mattNL 0
your life sucks, I can totally understand you don't like it. time for pedo bear
WingsFan80 4
you are an idiot.
stavrosg 3
If the relationship started after your daughter ended school, is probably OK. Still a bit creepy, but OK. BTW, around here the age of consent is 15 years, so it would be OK even of they started dating while she was still at school. ;-) [MORE creepy, but OK].
odexy 12
Despite the age of consent agreeing with you, the teacher would get fired faster than he could even think about dating a student. Not to mention the community would likely run him out of town. Either way, I don't agree that this is creepy in any way. There's plenty of men double my age I wouldn't mind having a go with. Mind you, I do have a thing for older men. Hell, some of them aren't even that attractive, I'm purely attracted to their talent and the personality they portray to the public. Devin Townsend and Conan O'Brien fit that bill. Neither are considered 'sexy' to most of the world, but what they do and who they are just exudes "holy **** I wanna tap that." But now I'm rambling and 1/2 of what I said up there is entirely irrelevant. Enjoy.
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
yeah that's kinda creepy somthing to be conserned about…