Family ties

By Anonymous - 22/11/2022 14:00

Today, during divorce proceedings, I decided to have my kids DNA tested. Neither of my kids are mine. My daughter's real father is unknown but my son's DNA identifies him as related to me, but not as my son, so he’s more likely my nephew, meaning his dad is one of my brothers. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 236
You deserved it 115

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xxWTFxx1981 23

Most US states will legally bind you if you signed the birth certificate even if not biologically yours. 18 years of child support and the kids aren't even yours. The worse part is those kids see you as the father. I mean how do you tell them? Do you tell them? Sorry my friend that's got to hurt a lot.

Blood is not always thicker than water. Some families suck.

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Blood is not always thicker than water. Some families suck.

xxWTFxx1981 23

Most US states will legally bind you if you signed the birth certificate even if not biologically yours. 18 years of child support and the kids aren't even yours. The worse part is those kids see you as the father. I mean how do you tell them? Do you tell them? Sorry my friend that's got to hurt a lot.

Those poor kids.

You'll probably get off paying her very little. She has a high probability for excellent earnings if she pursues a career... ...as a whore!