Animals and Food: Housemates from hell - FML

Housemates from hell

By Anonymous - 15/01/2021 13:58

Today, my housemate saw some stuff in the barn, thought I surely wouldn’t be using it, so he stacked lots of lawn furniture on top. The “stuff” in question? Bales of hay. As in, daily food for my horses. FML

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phybreawptic 13

Friday 15 January 2021 17:53

This is a case where saying "Hay's for horses!" isn't being a dick.

Charlie Given 26

Friday 15 January 2021 14:48

that's your own fault for not explaining to them or for letting someone so stupid onto your property

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Charlie Given 26

Friday 15 January 2021 14:48

that's your own fault for not explaining to them or for letting someone so stupid onto your property

Seeya55 31

Friday 15 January 2021 15:44

Yeah honestly even though I know what it is and the difference between straw and hay, your roommate isn't exactly dumb for thinking the way he did. Educate him on what it is! When I was young before knowing or even caring what that stuff was, I just thought it was stable bedding. Nope, it was good quality hay!

phybreawptic 13

Friday 15 January 2021 17:53

This is a case where saying "Hay's for horses!" isn't being a dick.

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