Social pariah

By Anonymous - 04/11/2022 12:00

Today, I was out with friends, A girl approached me out of nowhere and gave me a peck on the cheek, then yelled to my friend, "I kissed him, where's that drink you promised?" only for him to equally loudly reply, "I said I'd buy you a drink to TALK to him." Apparently, even bribery isn't enough for a woman to talk to me. FML
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It is enough. You need to give your friend enough money to make it worth some girl's time. There is a way to pay (aka bribe) a woman to talk to you: therapy. There's also a way to pay to get them to kiss you ;)

complain about sexual assault. That will make her talk to you in court.

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It is enough. You need to give your friend enough money to make it worth some girl's time. There is a way to pay (aka bribe) a woman to talk to you: therapy. There's also a way to pay to get them to kiss you ;)

complain about sexual assault. That will make her talk to you in court.