Miscellaneous: Today, my dad made me figure out how to disable the adult content... - FML

By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 04:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad made me figure out how to disable the adult content filters on our internet. He spent what must have been a full 10 minutes on a distracting, long-winded speech about how he doesn't want to look up porn, but "it's just the principle of the damn thing". Sure, dad. Sure. FML

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jarrahj 19

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Sunday 17 January 2016 0:13

Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do

mds9986 24

Sunday 17 January 2016 0:20

To be fair those filters are a pain in the ass. They block things for no reason because they get wrongfully flagged.

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jarrahj 19

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Sunday 17 January 2016 0:13

Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do

Mf2307 15

Sunday 17 January 2016 5:14

agreed

halcyon93 16

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Sunday 17 January 2016 0:16

Ordinarily I'd say there's nothing to be ashamed about with that, but asking ones daughter for help is a bit much...

MamaChey 24

Sunday 17 January 2016 8:37

And we assume Anonymous is a girl, why?

xivoricbutterfly 25

Sunday 17 January 2016 8:44

the symbol next to ops name is female

Oyas12 14

Sunday 17 January 2016 21:50

dear god

Vlen_fml 20

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Thursday 21 January 2016 2:23

Yeah, its one thing to ask a Son to do something like this (its still wrong, but on a smaller scale)

emeraldisle 30

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Sunday 17 January 2016 0:17

Dads like to look at **** too.

FalloutScrolls 25

Sunday 17 January 2016 0:18

Boys will be boys...

jgriff79 23

Sunday 17 January 2016 0:20

I bet he previously bought playboys just so he could read the articles!

Jayms_fml 32

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Sunday 17 January 2016 0:46

Haha!!

Cyrus00 41

Friday 8 March 2019 19:18

And he goes to hooter 's just because the food is good.

Tomato_Cheese 22

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Sunday 17 January 2016 0:20

That sucks...

mds9986 24

Sunday 17 January 2016 0:20

To be fair those filters are a pain in the ass. They block things for no reason because they get wrongfully flagged.

Jayms_fml 32

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Sunday 17 January 2016 0:47

Haha #9 ;)

feven 32

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Sunday 17 January 2016 1:35

This is true. When my phone used to have a filter, I couldn't search up certain things like simple math problems or science related things because of it.

Arwen_Evenstar 37

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Tuesday 19 January 2016 21:08

I was so embarrassed when I had to phone up to turn the adult filter off for my mobile phone. The amount that some catch in the filters is ridiculous.

hfslkp47012759 28

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Sunday 17 January 2016 0:29

He just wanted to know what goatse was. His punishment will come.

0h_Boy 26

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Sunday 17 January 2016 0:42

How did he "make" you? Surely, you could've said no

Talonshere 14

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Sunday 17 January 2016 2:02

That's not the issue of the matter.

8Dirty1 24

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Sunday 17 January 2016 1:25

give him a hand

Talonshere 14

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Sunday 17 January 2016 2:03

Dude... Wtf, that's just messed up and not funny at all...

The12thPaladin 8

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Sunday 17 January 2016 2:19

Someone did since his comment has a like

McIntian 12

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Sunday 17 January 2016 16:43

I incest you stop

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