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Attending USF for criminology and Army ROTC
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The12thpaladin's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By ANON - / Wednesday 21 September 2016 14:09 / United Kingdom - London
By Anonymous - / Friday 2 September 2016 14:50 / United Kingdom - Shepton Mallet
By ZombiKilla - / Tuesday 16 August 2016 02:46 / United States - Delta
By Anonymous - / Friday 12 August 2016 12:24 / United States - Huron