Kids and Geek: Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever... - FML

By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 04:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad made me figure out how to disable the adult content filters on our internet. He spent what must have been a full 10 minutes on a distracting, long-winded speech about how he doesn't want to look up porn, but "it's just the principle of the damn thing". Sure, dad. Sure. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 17:56 - United States

Today, I was looking at some cellphones with my dad, when an assistant asked if we needed help. My dad said, "Yeah, does this have parental controls? My son watches some freaky stuff, some damn freaky stuff." I don't watch anything weird, but thanks for humiliating me, dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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By FuglyBetty - 13/11/2014 16:44 - Norway - Arendal

Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By silver bear - 15/05/2021 17:00

Today, my dad saw my cleared internet history and said, "You do know we can still track your history with your IP address, right?" I don’t ever look at porn or anything like that. I just don’t want other people knowing all my business all the time. FML

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By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

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By Misskittygal14 - 16/11/2017 15:00

Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML

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real life problems 26

Tuesday 14 August 2018 6:13

This could be why he later told you to suck the dick like a champ in front of your boyfriend.

chubbear 14

Tuesday 14 August 2018 20:08

It's incognito, not in cognito...

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real life problems 26

Tuesday 14 August 2018 6:13

This could be why he later told you to suck the dick like a champ in front of your boyfriend.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 14 August 2018 6:49

Would you rather his ads be My Little Pony, Amway products, or #MAGA shit?

childlessmother 16

Tuesday 14 August 2018 8:51

With Orin I guess there is the make America gay again out there

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 14 August 2018 19:12

Knowing the internet, all of those searches lead to ****.

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 14 August 2018 13:52

That's funny, usually it's the parent finding out about their child's **** browsing history, not the other way around.

DMA 11

Tuesday 14 August 2018 14:42

Interesting. So what was the computer problem?

Cali 54

Tuesday 14 August 2018 21:53

Are you a bot? It's in the FML.

clair_brodie 35

Tuesday 14 August 2018 15:48

someone needs adblocker or social fixer for facebook

Soviet Chilingulo 7

Tuesday 14 August 2018 18:45

Tell dad to browse in cognito mode.

chubbear 14

Tuesday 14 August 2018 20:08

It's incognito, not in cognito...

Soviet Chilingulo 7

Tuesday 14 August 2018 20:50

Stupid autocorrect.

Mateusz Wojtkiewicz 12

Tuesday 14 August 2018 21:26

Often that could indicate a virus

Justkidding100 40

Wednesday 14 June 2023 16:09

yeah Facebook doesn't show **** ads, browser has definitely been hijacked

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