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Saxicolous tells us more.

Also, (not enough room to mention this in the FML) it wasn't a casual phone call, she was having a very heated (and obviously fake I realized afterwards) argument with some guy about how she was or was not just at some restaurant with another guy. She was screaming and cussing, the whole shabang! It was, in hindsight, a very effective distraction

cemakara3 tells us more.

Hey OP here. I showed my gf some of the comments on here and she is not mad anymore. Thanks!!