Today, I was tasked to organize the massive hat wall at work. I had a gnarly burrito for breakfast and my gut was screaming so let out a vile fart while on the ladder. I happened to look behind me to see a guy in proximity to my butt. He looked at me and walked out the store without a word. FML
Today, I was tasked to organize the massive hat wall at work. I had a gnarly burrito for breakfast and my gut was screaming so let out a vile fart while on the ladder. I happened to look behind me to see a guy in proximity to my butt. He looked at me and walked out the store without a word. FML
By GonnaLockUpMySpices - /
Friday 30 October 2015 01:34 /
United States - San Francisco
Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML
By Aliiiice - /
Tuesday 16 July 2013 13:18 /
France - Offranville
Today, my parents told me they're glad I'm an "ugly nerd" because they don't have to worry about me getting into trouble or having a teen pregnancy. FML
By uglynerd - /
Sunday 26 May 2013 00:45 /
United States - Streamwood
Today, I went to make cookies, the box said mix by hand so I literally used my hands. Not a fork or anything. My step-mom walked in and laughed at me. FML