Tomato_Cheese

About Tomato_cheese

I ride kangaroos when I am bored. I get bored often.

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I agree, my mouse works.
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50 quality comments
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Today, I was tasked to organize the massive hat wall at work. I had a gnarly burrito for breakfast and my gut was screaming so let out a vile fart while on the ladder. I happened to look behind me to see a guy in proximity to my butt. He looked at me and walked out the store without a word. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By he was so hot / Tuesday 28 February 2017 17:32 /

Today, my roommate broke into my spice cabinet so he could get high off of my nutmeg. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By GonnaLockUpMySpices - / Friday 30 October 2015 01:34 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Aliiiice - / Tuesday 16 July 2013 13:18 / France - Offranville

Today, my parents told me they're glad I'm an "ugly nerd" because they don't have to worry about me getting into trouble or having a teen pregnancy. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By uglynerd - / Sunday 26 May 2013 00:45 / United States - Streamwood

Today, I went to make cookies, the box said mix by hand so I literally used my hands. Not a fork or anything. My step-mom walked in and laughed at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By IwishIwashigh - / Wednesday 1 March 2017 14:00 /

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I’m your new creative director

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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Santa Claus

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I like your style

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I moderated this!

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

Consolation prize

50 favorites

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I agree, my mouse works.

Up and coming moderator

Perfectionist

One more and it's business time

50 quality comments

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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YDI Master

The thumb strikes back

The return of the thumb

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