By anon - 07/02/2010 00:28 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I heard that there's a rumour going around that I was caught masturbating while crying at a party after the girl I liked got with someone else. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 500
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With the right music that is going to be a YouTube classic.

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wow how embarrassing....

u forgot to add fingering ur bumhole too..which all 3 are true

Lol that sucks. And gives me an idea.

hahahahaha damn that sucks!

did they mention you needed tweezers to jerk your toothpick?

So what you're writing an fml about is getting caught?

guess you got some asskickin yo do?

um I don't get it?

45 is an idiot. it can't get anymore simpler

I think of that as a win

but wait, isnt that a rumor about a rumor??? hmmmmmmmmmmmm!

it's only embarrasing if it's true. haha...

With the right music that is going to be a YouTube classic.

just need to use your own tears as lubrication

put it to I was alone by green day lol

hm. who the hell masturbates after their crush is taken? and what man cries over a girl that wasn't his? seriously. people need this thing called common sense. maybe they can get some cheap somewhere. Jesus.

maybe you need to just leave fml right now. ur ruining evry1 of them with each comment u post.

angry ninja is becoming the new snickerdoodles. have you noticed that snickers has stopped commenting all the posts and only comments some?

don't use the lords name is vain.

cough cough bitch cough

well there has to be some truth to this!

people like this are sad!

people who have no dp and insult someones dp are sad

did you finish?

that's what I wanna know

if this was facebook I'd like this comment so hard.

hahahahahahahaha even worse if its true!