By anon - 07/02/2010 00:28 - United Kingdom

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Today, I heard that there's a rumour going around that I was caught masturbating while crying at a party after the girl I liked got with someone else. FML
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greg1234567890_fml 2

is it true?

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CallMeHush 0
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With the right music that is going to be a YouTube classic.

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XDNurse 0
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wow how embarrassing....

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Extacy23 0
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u forgot to add fingering ur bumhole too..which all 3 are true

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lolpwntdumass 0
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Lol that sucks. And gives me an idea.

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drilher244 0

hahahahaha damn that sucks!

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Jbart 0
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did they mention you needed tweezers to jerk your toothpick?

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a7x451 0
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So what you're writing an fml about is getting caught?

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Laxer21 0

guess you got some asskickin yo do?

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sukhdeep 4

um I don't get it?

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Sportsfan86 3
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45 is an idiot. it can't get anymore simpler

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nateylovesporn 1
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I think of that as a win

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greg1234567890_fml 2

is it true?

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agsilver 14

but wait, isnt that a rumor about a rumor??? hmmmmmmmmmmmm!

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hi_aly 0

it's only embarrasing if it's true. haha...

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CallMeHush 0
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With the right music that is going to be a YouTube classic.

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ThatOneAdamKid24 0
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just need to use your own tears as lubrication

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Moo_Horse 0

ha

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sucksfoyou 0

put it to I was alone by green day lol

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AngryNinja 1

hm. who the hell masturbates after their crush is taken? and what man cries over a girl that wasn't his? seriously. people need this thing called common sense. maybe they can get some cheap somewhere. Jesus.

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crailboyne 0

maybe you need to just leave fml right now. ur ruining evry1 of them with each comment u post.

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cookie_monster2 0

angry ninja is becoming the new snickerdoodles. have you noticed that snickers has stopped commenting all the posts and only comments some?

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defsdgdh 4
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don't use the lords name is vain.

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transilvanianson 3
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cough cough bitch cough

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lcolla38 0
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well there has to be some truth to this!

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eatmybeans 0
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people like this are sad!

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cherrypieguy 0

people who have no dp and insult someones dp are sad

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metalcrue 0
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did you finish?

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fleshbleue 15

that's what I wanna know

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nicoleanddrake 0

if this was facebook I'd like this comment so hard.

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WhoDatNation96 0

Well Is it true?

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realef 0

hahahahahahahaha even worse if its true!

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