There's two openings to a laundry chute you know...

What happens in the the laundry chute stays in the laundry chute

Except for falling bricks from your idiotic roommate.

Why would you be under the opening in a laundry chute? What if someone threw dirty underwear down??? That wouldn't hurt but wouldn't be pleasant. You shouldn't stand under any type of chute ever!

Except a parachute, I mean if you want to live of course...

16- extremely valid comment.

Uhh maybe they were gathering laundry to put a load in? Just a guess.

Well.. I think 3 has the best comment. Makes it easy to compare a chute to a vagina. Nobody pits bricks in cooters, so you shouldn't put it in the chute.

5* Fan't rucking gead cood :(

^ What did I just read?

26/27, ...wtf are you even saying?

When my brother and I were younger, we had a babysitter that let us play in the laundry chute we had, we got a rope, and she would hold one end while we would climb up the laundry chute, that babysitter didn't last very long, lol

Maybe the weight of the brick sent it flying like a projectile out of the chute

OP's roommate

Yeah, duh.. idiot

Kids.

What does OP mean?

I totally agree with your puns. (P.S. "Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to..." F. Y. L. )

I just have to say that your picture is really funny. XD

I'm imaging OP getting slapped around by a, uh, hand penis thing. Quite amusing.

You realize you're just now realizing what the rest of us instantly realized?

Realizeception!

Why was this thumbed down?

Who the fuck voted perdix down?

I'll bet it's a bunch of sore losers that were pissed off that I was going to win the Guessing Game. We have to wait for the OP to tell us the answer. Surely, it's got to be one of my guesses and I have a hunch who it i$ ;)