He's probably just covering up his own actions in hope you won't follow in his lead

Dads - the asshats of the adult world. I guess we still love them... Sometimes.

Breaking bad can be freaky sometimes

That's pretty awkward, parents can be a real drag at times.

troll dad. frame him watching something 'freaky'.

i think if you're old enough to be on FML you're old enough to buy a phone w/out your dad. but anyways sorry OP, hope u still get a plan lol

Hey now; cat videos get a little odd now and then.

No wonder OP wants to remain "anonymous"

Why does it matter what a store assistant thinks? Besides you should just play along like say "yeah you don't even wanna know the stuff that he hasn't caught me watching yet". Honestly I once brought my laptop into Best Buy with my mom. When the guy went to insert a disc into it, he found I left a disc in. It was one of the seasons of Drawn Together (a wildly inappropriate comedy show more vulgar than South Park). Sure enough the image on the disc was of Princess Clara (one of the characters) in stripper garb, nipple tassels and everything... But that's the type of humor I liked so I just went along with it, and now it's a funny story. Things are only as awkward as you make them. Edit: Found the disc on google images. NSFW obviously (unless your work entails cartoon strippers) http://covers.box3.net/newsimg/dvdmov/max1219814410-potlaccd-cover.jpg

ydi for watching really really freaky stuff!