By Anonymous - United States
Today, I was looking at some cellphones with my dad, when an assistant asked if we needed help. My dad said, "Yeah, does this have parental controls? My son watches some freaky stuff, some damn freaky stuff." I don't watch anything weird, but thanks for humiliating me, dad. FML
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  Rallred32  |  20

Yeah, watch some French porn before your finals, and after your finals are over you can blame your dad for hogging the computer! Then they'll check your computer, and see French porn. Then you can watch as your family falls apart.

By  kotake  |  7

Why does it matter what a store assistant thinks? Besides you should just play along like say "yeah you don't even wanna know the stuff that he hasn't caught me watching yet".

Honestly I once brought my laptop into Best Buy with my mom. When the guy went to insert a disc into it, he found I left a disc in. It was one of the seasons of Drawn Together (a wildly inappropriate comedy show more vulgar than South Park). Sure enough the image on the disc was of Princess Clara (one of the characters) in stripper garb, nipple tassels and everything... But that's the type of humor I liked so I just went along with it, and now it's a funny story. Things are only as awkward as you make them.

Edit: Found the disc on google images. NSFW obviously (unless your work entails cartoon strippers)

  TheDrifter  |  23

His definition of freaky and his father's might be very different. For example op might think watching mlp themed hentai is perfectly normal, while his father considers it beyond the pale.