Bricked up

By Anonymous - 30/07/2022 08:00 - Canada - Regina

Today, I’m staying with a friend who believes in, “If it’s yellow, let it mellow, only brown gets flushed down.” Well, her 3 or 4 mellow yellows with accompanying paper prior to my surprise brown caused the pipe to clog. Oh and the extractor fan doesn’t work either. FML
I agree, your life sucks 880
You deserved it 123

Same thing different taste

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If you know you’re going to go #2 and you know there’s a bunch of TP in the bowl, why wouldn’t you flush before sitting down? That’s quite literally what we do in our household.

"...and if you get the hunger, use the plunger." Why doesn't that rhyme?

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"...and if you get the hunger, use the plunger." Why doesn't that rhyme?

If you know you’re going to go #2 and you know there’s a bunch of TP in the bowl, why wouldn’t you flush before sitting down? That’s quite literally what we do in our household.

It was a surprise brown, they did not know (or perhaps did not have enough time).

Have you thought about a bidet? Extoll the virtues of bidets to your friend. Tell him how much she could save in toilet paper if she used a bidet, how ecologic it is, how hygienic it is, how soothing for the sensitive skin down under, etc. Offer to install it for her. If it doesn't make her run to the hardware store to buy a bidet right this moment, buy her one. Then make sure there's always two or three washcloths on the toilet paper hanger and an assortment of small towels in her bathroom. As they say, no matter how you shake or dance, etc.