By Anonymous - 23/09/2018 17:30

Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML
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Levi2411 41
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He needs a warning sign: Welcome to the gas chambers

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Mungolikecandy 19

If this new medicine is causing significant incidents of incontinence it does not sound like it is working.

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Levi2411 41
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He needs a warning sign: Welcome to the gas chambers

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tre tre 5

That's hilarious

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RichardPencil 30
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At least your dad has a sense of humor about his disease. They say laughter is the best medicine — it’s certainly better than the one that’s causing him to shit his pants. Pro-tip: head to a surplus store for a gas mask.

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Lonneke Hofstee Dünki 3
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https://www.walgreens.com/store/c/walgreens-anti-diarrheal-caplets/ID=prod6102113-product One each day and he has no more problems

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alycion 38
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Yeah, that doesn’t work for many Gastro issues and cab actually be very dangerous for long term use with certain conditions. I would also imagine otc meds were tried first.

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Glowworm56 26
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I think this is more of an FML for Dad. At least he sees the bright side of this and thinks it's hilarious--which it totally is.

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Justin Allan Bannister 9

stinks, doesn't it?

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Mungolikecandy 19

If this new medicine is causing significant incidents of incontinence it does not sound like it is working.

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Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

I think your dad needs to tell his doctor that the meds are doing this. It’s not a normal side effect.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
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sounds like a shitty person to me maybe you should dutch oven his ass

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BEEEEES 15
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That made me lose my shit.

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