Spray it loud

By anonymous - 16/08/2015 03:16 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML
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ihartmytdi 23
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It's always a great day when you learn a new trick with your dick!

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_kyleG_ 34
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Sounds like urine trouble then!

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19990231 29

was your dog to young be house trained? Either way, break out the baking soda asap.

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LastResort318 14
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I'm going to be that guy. Too*

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ILikeKoalas 24
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Time to start the dog training

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stryder9090 28
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Dang! That happens to me all the time when I see a spider...he must've seen a spider. Stupid spiders. Scary spiders.

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I_Like_Dogs 28
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So you runs and pees simultaneously every time you see a spider? That's odd.

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Vintage_Cola 29
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Ugh. You don't seem to realize that when you're scared, you trigger the fight or flight response, which shoots adrenaline into your arteries, causing increased blood flow, heart rate, and muscle contractions. So, unless you have some medical condition I don't know about, you can't take a piss when you run away from a totally harmless spider. I call shenanigans!

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DaTunaMahn 6
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It was just a joke you don't have to take it so seriously damn

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stryder9090 28
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At least a couple people have a sense of humor.

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Isandri 29
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happened to my friend's old dog :(

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ihartmytdi 23
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It's always a great day when you learn a new trick with your dick!

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youngmessi252525 20

I taught him well

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conflictedebola 20
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What kind of dog is he? I had a German Shepard (a breed known for bladder/urinary tract issues) who would pee all over himself when he got excited. I once came home after visiting my friend for a couple days and when I got out of the car he ran at me, peeing the whole time, before giving me a giant (wet) German Shepard hug. (I miss you Max, best dog)

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_kyleG_ 34
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Sounds like urine trouble then!

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jackthekeeper 24
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I can too, is that a problem?

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