By ohlordhelpmenow - 15/01/2012 03:54 - United States

Today, my dad created a new rule: It isn't old until there's mold. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 506
You deserved it 2 689

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

Is he talking about food or women?


More like the 5 year rule for some foods. =_=;;

i'm going to suggest this rule to my family lol

farnsworth 3

Call him moldy balls haha just kidding

kelseyyup 5

I wish this was my family's rule. Even when there's mold me don't throw it out -.- we cut the mold off and keep eat. WTF WERE NOT POOR.

evilteddybear 0
Cassmoneyyy 15

If it's things like hard cheese, that's fine. If it's like bread, you could get sick.

He's not your dad, until the DNA test verifies it, be glad!

Michael_92 20

I think his username came into play on this one....

bizarre_ftw 21

The results are in!! Glad isn't an option anymore.

Shelbyyyyyyy 4

& that has to do with moldy food how??

Michael_92 20

How is it? I'm just curious on your logic.

eyyitsalejandra 0

I wouldn't consider mold on my food a win.

CalCommando 6

I read that in the voice the lady uses when you cook meat in Monster Hunter Tri, and I laughed so loud.

The_creator_fml 2

Expiration dates are overrated, except with milk.

Ya what is that milk goes bad like 2 days before the date blehh

DCFan 9
MizzErikaHart 8

Actually milk stays good for a few days after the expiration date...

TheOnlyAlan 0

Our rule is, if you're not dead, it's not bad bread.

Then you only know if the bread's fine after eating. Isn't it risky?

TheOnlyAlan 0

This is correct, it keeps the adrenaline going.

perdix 29

Is he talking about food or women?

jaredjudd21 2

Come on now it's obviously women.

Shelbyyyyyyy 4

10- bahahaha i love reading your comments.

omfg_creepers 8

Does it matter what color of mold it is?

If it's brown drink it down, if it's black send it back!