Just hide the bucket.

then dad might piss on the floor

That might piss him off.

If he recovered from eye surgery then I think you should take him back to the doctor OP

That's gross. I would avoid his room.

I touched my brother's pee the other day. I went to pet my dog and asked "Why is he wet..?" my brother couldn't contain his laughter as he said "When I took him out I peed off the porch and when he ran up to the porch I wasn't sure if I got him or not cause it was dark. I guess I did." Sorry, this just reminded me of that. I hope you aren't the one who has to change the bucket so there's no chance of you getting pee on you!

You need to make your own FML with this

Just hide the bucket and water the plants with the pee. DON'T DO THE SECOND PART.

So why did you bother typing it....

Hakuna Matata

well played

NOBODY say "that would piss me off"!!!!

You're the only one who said it. -_-

He is working his way to a DIY en suite.

Not as shitty as it could be

It still sucks having to live with someone who becomes used to being lazy.

my dad kept doing this and no matter how much i told him to stop he just kept doing it. so annoying

Comfort thing, along with laziness.