Work, Animals and Fear: Shit yourself time - FML

Shit yourself time

By Seth - 04/07/2021 22:01

Today, on my way to a job interview, I saw a dog running down the road so I stopped to pet it. It was a wolf. FML

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By noxiffic - 31/10/2014 12:31 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway home by a wolf. Yes, a wolf. I live in central Norway. FML

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By crybaby - 12/04/2013 05:58 - United States - Elmont

Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticed a picture of a dog hanging on the wall, which reminded me of the ending of Marley and Me. I started crying and had to be escorted out. FML

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By BIZZMAL - 05/01/2011 02:44 - United States

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

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You deserved it 32 606

By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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You deserved it 9 700

Classic canine move

By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 22:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML

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By mr_dinzaster - 30/05/2019 22:00

Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML

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You deserved it 1 853

You ain't from around here, are you?

By Sylv - 15/03/2023 02:00

Today, I was running late for a job interview so I took what I thought was a shortcut through an dank alleyway. I ended up getting chased by a pack of stray cats and arrived at the interview covered in scratches and cat hair. FML

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You deserved it 244

WOOF!

By Dweeb - 02/10/2019 18:00

Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML

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You deserved it 636

By robertsonjimmy - 14/06/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML

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You deserved it 12 797

By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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weeping_willow 25

Monday 5 July 2021 7:39

Why tf would you pet a random ass dog anyways? That’s asking to get bit

Yudith 24

Monday 5 July 2021 18:57

Did you manage to pet the wolf? Was it a good wolf?

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weeping_willow 25

Monday 5 July 2021 7:39

Why tf would you pet a random ass dog anyways? That’s asking to get bit

livatesselaar 2

Monday 5 July 2021 16:57

were you wearing a red coat by any chance?

Yudith 24

Monday 5 July 2021 18:57

Did you manage to pet the wolf? Was it a good wolf?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 9 July 2021 4:00

I absolutely love wolves and I totally would have pet it LOL, but what I don't get is why you suddenly stopped and got out of your car to pet a random dog or any creature.

Even Neeve 3

Wednesday 14 July 2021 22:29

I’ll be honest, this made me laugh.

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