Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML
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Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML
Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML
Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, my not-quite-potty-trained toddler niece had a 'wee accident' in my bed. I used towels to mop it up and changed the sheets. Later, I had the bright idea to dry it faster by turning the electric blanket on high. Now my room smells like burned urine. FML
Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
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Battousai124 9
Maybe use detergent, instead of putting the pee soaked rags in the dryer.
Justkidding100 41
either you're overfilling your laundry or you just didn't use detergent but a deep wash is definitely enough to clean urine. unless you meant you only used the dryer??
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Battousai124 9
Maybe use detergent, instead of putting the pee soaked rags in the dryer.
Justkidding100 41
either you're overfilling your laundry or you just didn't use detergent but a deep wash is definitely enough to clean urine. unless you meant you only used the dryer??
RichardPencil 32
If you used enough chemicals, the pee smell should have come out. It sounds like there's more than one source of pee. Are you and your pets also peeing on his clothes? You should stop that!
Chazzster 32
Detergent and an oxi bleach like oxiclean generally takes care of smells without damaging colors like a chlorine bleach will do. Don’t overstuff the washer. The washer needs a bit of space to get the clothes clean.
emmalou 19
Mom to mom tip, rinse first with 1/4 cup of vinegar(I use it for every wash load because it cleans and prevents the build up of soap that will damage the machine)(1/4cup of vinegar &2tblsp of soap for all size loads) Also baking soda is great for removing smells Hope this helps!
Crowned Sataness 12
how is he peeing on all his clothes? are you not using pullups?