Miscellaneous: Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and...

By zoearcu - 17/04/2011 18:32 - United States

Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML

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takeapieandrun 9

Sunday 17 April 2011 23:51

Looks like he succeeded.

KristinaKreme 0

Monday 18 April 2011 0:09

You woke up though, right?

DanielleSaysHell 0

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Sunday 17 April 2011 23:46

beautiful way to wake up(:

PrinceFroggy 0

Monday 18 April 2011 0:12

Well any longer and you would have a nice face tan!

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

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Monday 18 April 2011 0:20

Agreed. Rise and shine op(: enjoy the view :Δ

Bandz_fml 3

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Monday 18 April 2011 2:29

Oh no! How horrible. I can't believe you had to wake up! F your life indeed... F your life!!!!!

ceddyz17 10

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Monday 18 April 2011 3:19

wakey wakey hands off snakey

spencerchu 0

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Monday 18 April 2011 5:29

well op's dad at least did his job to wake u up

kay2kay 1

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Monday 18 April 2011 10:56

You'll never need to set another alarm clock ever again when you get a Metal-Waker 5000™ Our slogan is: IT WILL WAKE YOU UP 'TIL IT KNOCKS YOU OUT! Warning- May cause concussion

dre_bro11 12

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Monday 18 April 2011 17:40

kay2kay, where can I buy this 'invention' from? Is it available in Australia?

dre_bro11 12

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Tuesday 19 April 2011 2:39

49, that's like happened to me everyday of my holidays for one reason or another.

melissa8998 0

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Sunday 17 April 2011 23:51

That probably worked a lot better than coffee! Be grateful! lol

andres19 0

Monday 18 April 2011 0:58

no, a piping hot pot of coffee to the face does the trick better than anything else

man_in_black08 28

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Monday 18 April 2011 2:32

oh shiit.. brock whtup

melissa8998 0

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Monday 18 April 2011 2:56

That's true. A nice trip to the emergency room or burn ward was always a great way to start any morning for me!

danbui 0

Monday 18 April 2011 5:38

lol-13 that made me laugh ^-^

takeapieandrun 9

Sunday 17 April 2011 23:51

Looks like he succeeded.

Tuesdays76 0

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Monday 18 April 2011 8:06

Maybe OP was giving the dad a hard time getting up, so he just figured he'd drop something metal on OPs head.

MagicGiraffe 12

Tuesday 19 April 2011 6:22

Wakey wakey hands off the snakey

KristinaKreme 0

Monday 18 April 2011 0:09

You woke up though, right?

mygreenhoodie 0

Monday 18 April 2011 1:08

no she slept forever

rocketeer_97 1

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Monday 18 April 2011 1:38

nooo she didnt wake up. she wrote this FML in her sleep.

Sniper_Fidelis 1

Monday 18 April 2011 2:46

^Dicks

knightsfb 0

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Monday 18 April 2011 7:29

24 the proper term is penises

ILoveEggnog 7

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Monday 18 April 2011 0:09

When I get woken up like that there is typically bloodshed.

PeteyPablo12308 20

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Monday 18 April 2011 0:16

I HATE waking up in the morning. That's a fucked way to get woken up OP. I would be seriously pissed. I think you should use an air horn and a bucket of cold water to wake your dad up one of these mornings...