By zoearcu - 17/04/2011 18:32 - United States

Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 869
You deserved it 3 518

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takeapieandrun 9

Looks like he succeeded.

KristinaKreme 0

You woke up though, right?


beautiful way to wake up(:

PrinceFroggy 0

Well any longer and you would have a nice face tan!

Agreed. Rise and shine op(: enjoy the view :Δ

Oh no! How horrible. I can't believe you had to wake up! F your life indeed... F your life!!!!!

wakey wakey hands off snakey

well op's dad at least did his job to wake u up

You'll never need to set another alarm clock ever again when you get a Metal-Waker 5000™ Our slogan is: IT WILL WAKE YOU UP 'TIL IT KNOCKS YOU OUT! Warning- May cause concussion

kay2kay, where can I buy this 'invention' from? Is it available in Australia?

49, that's like happened to me everyday of my holidays for one reason or another.

That probably worked a lot better than coffee! Be grateful! lol

andres19 0

no, a piping hot pot of coffee to the face does the trick better than anything else

oh shiit.. brock whtup

That's true. A nice trip to the emergency room or burn ward was always a great way to start any morning for me!

danbui 0

lol-13 that made me laugh ^-^

takeapieandrun 9

Looks like he succeeded.

Maybe OP was giving the dad a hard time getting up, so he just figured he'd drop something metal on OPs head.

MagicGiraffe 12

Wakey wakey hands off the snakey

KristinaKreme 0

You woke up though, right?

mygreenhoodie 0

no she slept forever

nooo she didnt wake up. she wrote this FML in her sleep.

Sniper_Fidelis 1


24 the proper term is penises

When I get woken up like that there is typically bloodshed.

I HATE waking up in the morning. That's a ****** way to get woken up OP. I would be seriously pissed. I think you should use an air horn and a bucket of cold water to wake your dad up one of these mornings...

briidontgive_ 0

Same here, gets me all cranky :T

j0k3r2213 0

i agree. only person i don't get mad at is a really cute girls lol

Hey, he got you up right? His job is done.

Well, it woke you up didn't it?