Miscellaneous: Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and...

By zoearcu - 17/04/2011 18:32 - United States

Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML

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You deserved it 3 522

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By NoBasement4U - 26/11/2015 20:24 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 427

You deserved it 2 133

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 570

You deserved it 13 141

Dad, stop driving my car

By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 00:01 - Puerto Rico - Aguas Buenas

Today, my dad was looking for something in the garage and accidentally knocked over a heavy box, which crushed the new side view mirror I'd bought for my car, because the one my car originally had, he smashed it against a pole while driving my car recently. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 085

You deserved it 88

By Chris - 03/04/2011 17:41 - United States

Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 654

You deserved it 4 132

By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 901

You deserved it 7 717

Shocking

By Anonymous - 02/08/2020 17:01

Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 266

You deserved it 235

Good morning!

By 3lavyaa - 07/10/2009 12:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and the sun was blinding me through my attic window. I have no blinds so I got a poster from my wall and stuck it to the wood on my window with nails. Turns out I have wood rot, and my entire window fell out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 084

You deserved it 4 782

Move!

By patrickRafael - 29/12/2009 14:21 - Singapore

Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 395

You deserved it 3 009

Move, bitch! Get out the way!

By FlatFoot - 05/10/2017 07:00 - United States - New York

Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 945

You deserved it 321

By ZeroApostle4Ever - 23/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 078

You deserved it 6 604

takeapieandrun 9

Sunday 17 April 2011 23:51

Looks like he succeeded.

KristinaKreme 0

Monday 18 April 2011 0:09

You woke up though, right?

Comments

DanielleSaysHell 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 23:46

beautiful way to wake up(:

PrinceFroggy 0

Monday 18 April 2011 0:12

Well any longer and you would have a nice face tan!

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Monday 18 April 2011 0:20

Agreed. Rise and shine op(: enjoy the view :Δ

Bandz_fml 3

Monday 18 April 2011 2:29

Oh no! How horrible. I can't believe you had to wake up! F your life indeed... F your life!!!!!

ceddyz17 10

Monday 18 April 2011 3:19

wakey wakey hands off snakey

spencerchu 0

Monday 18 April 2011 5:29

well op's dad at least did his job to wake u up

kay2kay 1

Monday 18 April 2011 10:56

You'll never need to set another alarm clock ever again when you get a Metal-Waker 5000™ Our slogan is: IT WILL WAKE YOU UP 'TIL IT KNOCKS YOU OUT! Warning- May cause concussion

dre_bro11 12

Monday 18 April 2011 17:40

kay2kay, where can I buy this 'invention' from? Is it available in Australia?

dre_bro11 12

Tuesday 19 April 2011 2:39

49, that's like happened to me everyday of my holidays for one reason or another.

melissa8998 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 23:51

That probably worked a lot better than coffee! Be grateful! lol

andres19 0

Monday 18 April 2011 0:58

no, a piping hot pot of coffee to the face does the trick better than anything else

man_in_black08 28

Monday 18 April 2011 2:32

oh shiit.. brock whtup

melissa8998 0

Monday 18 April 2011 2:56

That's true. A nice trip to the emergency room or burn ward was always a great way to start any morning for me!

danbui 0

Monday 18 April 2011 5:38

lol-13 that made me laugh ^-^

takeapieandrun 9

Sunday 17 April 2011 23:51

Looks like he succeeded.

Tuesdays76 0

Monday 18 April 2011 8:06

Maybe OP was giving the dad a hard time getting up, so he just figured he'd drop something metal on OPs head.

MagicGiraffe 12

Tuesday 19 April 2011 6:22

Wakey wakey hands off the snakey

KristinaKreme 0

Monday 18 April 2011 0:09

You woke up though, right?

mygreenhoodie 0

Monday 18 April 2011 1:08

no she slept forever

rocketeer_97 1

Monday 18 April 2011 1:38

nooo she didnt wake up. she wrote this FML in her sleep.

Sniper_Fidelis 1

Monday 18 April 2011 2:46

^Dicks

knightsfb 0

Monday 18 April 2011 7:29

24 the proper term is penises

ILoveEggnog 7

Monday 18 April 2011 0:09

When I get woken up like that there is typically bloodshed.

PeteyPablo12308 20

Monday 18 April 2011 0:16

I HATE waking up in the morning. That's a ****** way to get woken up OP. I would be seriously pissed. I think you should use an air horn and a bucket of cold water to wake your dad up one of these mornings...