Today, my dad attempted to fix a power outlet. He managed to shock himself with 120 volts and fall backwards, landing on top of me. I am 85 pounds and he weighs 290 pounds. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML
Today, I tried to beat my dad to the car. I jumped over the steel cables in the parking structure and hit my head on a metal pipe, then bounced off the wires, and onto my back on the pavement. Good thing we were already at the hospital to visit my sick mother. FML
Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML
Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
Today, my dad gathers so much static electricity from almost everything that he does that I've become paranoid and scared to touch him at all. He thinks I hate him now. FML
Today, while moving a couch and repeatedly asking my dad what he was trying to do and him ignoring me, I got my hand slammed between the corner of the couch and a doorway, because my dad shoved the couch without saying anything. I was holding the corner to stop it from falling on me. FML
Today, my dad was fixing my wardrobe and pushed too hard, causing stuff to fall from the top shelves. I saw it happen with my own eyes, but he's dead-set convinced that it was some kind of poltergeist fucking with him, and now he doesn't want me to go in my room. FML
Today, my dad and I were shovelling snow off the roof. I told him I was going to jump off the roof. He told me to go ahead, so I did. He failed to tell me that the snow was packed and wouldn't break my fall. I now have an injured back. He didn't tell me because he didn't think I would actually do it. FML
Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
theblackhannah 0
wow..gain some weight?
allplayedout 20
unrelated, but how can you only weigh 85 pounds? I'm a girl and havent been so small since I was ten. are you eleven or very short?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (220)
dancingqueen5678 1
anorexia maybe?
nlr 9
I'm 16 and I weigh 75 pounds...
schoolcraft_2013 0
exactly, people don't understand that it's possible. some people are just very small and petite for their age.
nlr 9
I'm 16 and I weigh 75 pounds... :)
MsCaseyGirl 5
I'm 14 and weigh between 102-106. I'm also 5'1.
jasonrellet 22
Profile says ur 19...
lakeybalboa 0
haha win
jmejoy 0
ow didnt he get hurt? u unsensitive bitch D:<
fernandopcg 1
wow , do you keep using 120v? Modern european people now use 230V
gnrgirl09 0
I think here there are 2 lines connecting to equal 240 volts so maybe that's why he only hit a 120. That would suck some serious ass for the dad man.
CodingSquirrel 3
No, I'm pretty sure the second prong is to connect the circuit. Does it really matter that we use about half the voltage if everything we need to power works just fine? Edit: Agreed with the person about not turning off the power. How ******* dumb can you be to work on an electrical socket while the power is still on.
4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20
Why is everyone telling their weight on this FML? Not to be rude but who cares?
ii_eatz_cookiez_ 0
Omg .. why is everyone talking about her freakin weight? you guys are acting like you've never heard of someone being like that . Grow up. !
howslife123 0
holy crap I was 105 when I was in grade six!!!I'm a girl but I think it's because I'm 5"8
howslife123 0
and I'm 13 now