By Braced - United States
Today, my dad and I were shovelling snow off the roof. I told him I was going to jump off the roof. He told me to go ahead, so I did. He failed to tell me that the snow was packed and wouldn't break my fall. I now have an injured back. He didn't tell me because he didn't think I would actually do it. FML
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  _swimcutie_  |  0

Ehhh, well considering that he was dumb enough to actually jump off the roof to prove himself to his DAD!!??? Yes he is a dumbass. And that is the end of that.

  reyemrein  |  0

How did anyone vote agree for this? It is obviously their fault. Anyone old enough to shovel snow off a roof is old enough to know not to jump off of one. Even if there had been six feet of ideally packed snow you still would have gotten hurt because snow is just a bunch of tiny ice cubes with slot of air inbetween them.

  VoodooGypsy  |  2 high is everybody's roofs?
i can jump off my roof in the summer no problem.
Have people here never lived a little on the slightly-dangerous side of life?
I think this is more of FHL.
and it's a girl for those who said "he".

  katplayer  |  4

Well, it's really a complex idea that I don't expect everyone to understand, but maybe they, I don't know, shoveled their walkway first? Or maybe they got onto the roof through the house and hadn't walked on it yet?

Really, try thinking of all the possibilities before being so accusatory.