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Thought I was losing my mind because it's not Fathers Day but then realized this was in America. Yay, not crazy after all!

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Either your dad is a troll or he thinks he's helping you out to get the ladies. No one would find that funny, even as a pick up line. Good luck with your dad :-/.

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I think #5 means the dad wanted to get OP a girlfriend...I guess that plan sort of crashed and burned! Heehee, okay, I'll go stand in the corner now. T-T

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13- I guess I missed the hilarity somewhere. I wonder where I left my sense of humor... *backtracks through previous FMLs* Gee, I just can't seem to find the spot I dropped it at. -_-

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Because, after he lets them off the hook, he can apologize to them by offering to take them out for drinks. Then, he can have a three-way with them, which is hilarious!

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He could only take them out for drinks if they could pass for 21, so let's go with smooth. Sorry, I bumped your friend's car in the parking lot. So, what's her name and do you like piña coladas?

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Okay, smooth then. He might skip the piña coladas and go straight for the margaritas with extra tequila. (because that is the smooth thing to do!)

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Then, margaritas for you it shall be. Is that what your friend likes, too? I want you both to have your favorite drinks because it's going to be a loooooonnnnggg night ;)

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Good, 'cause I'll be done in about 8 minutes and then Twitter, Facebook and blog about it until the sun comes up. Maybe, even write an FML. "Today, I had a threesome with two hot chicks. Instead of letting me blog about it, they want me to come back to bed. FML."

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What I love is that the blogging lasts longer than the actual threesome. Oh, and everyone would vote a YDI on that one. :)

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I don't know, I think a lot of people would think I didn't deserve a threesome with two hot chicks :D

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And make sure you follow me on Twitter. My account of the events will no doubt be sexier, hotter and more satisfying than my actual performance. My motto is:"Underpromise, then underdeliver."

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I'm pretty sure reactions like that call for a few therapy sessions for anger management. You might need to look into that.

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