FML : Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally,...

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Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Emma Five - / Wednesday 14 March 2012 03:22 / United States

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By dabomb1463 | 0

#4161949 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:25

YDI for being mean and insulting the elderly

By FMLshark | 12

#4161951 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:25

I think it's safe to say you proved your point.

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By dabomb1463 | 0

#4161949 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:25

YDI for being mean and insulting the elderly

MetalxSoldier | 26

#4162082 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:37

She probably shouldn't crack any road rage jokes either. Thats just asking for trouble!

sycosyd_97 | 1

#4162149 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:50

#1 No she didn't ur dumb. She was making a joke and he took it personal. Can u not read the FML?

BarDownDaily | 12

#4162166 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:52

28- Jokes can still be mean.

dabomb1463 | 0

#4162185 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:57

#28 your an idiot jokes can be mean and she got what she deserved

BarDownDaily | 12

#4162191 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:58

31- Talk about irony.

kyarush | 10

#4162301 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 6:26

He showed your punk ass

jonriise18 | 3

#4162512 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 7:26

32 - LOL. Well said!

31 - The irony #32 speaks of is referring to you insulting someones intelligence when you don't understand the difference between your and you're.

iamyummylicious | 14

#4162534 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 7:33

"your an idiot jokes can be mean and she got what she deserved"

I also like how she insults someone while calling that person out on being mean. Hypocrite much?

raauul_4 | 5

#4162750 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 9:46

Let's go Manchester United!

dabomb1463 | 0

#4163346 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 14:02

I'm a guy thank you very much.

taco_bender | 12

#4164155 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 17:46

I think she shit herself but didnt mention it.

littlegold | 7

#4181551 - Sunday 18 March 2012 14:38

K first comment pika pika out window after drunk hysterical picture... And u shouldnt insult people it is mean.... All your fault....

By FMLshark | 12

#4161951 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:25

I think it's safe to say you proved your point.

s0m3guy2010 | 21

#4162611 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 8:03

OP's father was just teaching her the sound of forgiveness. Screaming... and then silence.

yahoowizard | 16

#4162721 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 9:26

The game of "chicken" can be played against a wall?

rubberduckie94 | 13

#4163133 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 12:41

CARL!!!!!! That kills people!

Jkolbly | 11

#4168130 - Thursday 15 March 2012 7:18

I wonder what would have happened if you didn't scream. Just sat there with a blank look on your face as your closing in on the wall.

By 918jacob | 8

#4161953 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:25

Moral of story: don't call parents old if they are driving

OuchAndGoodfight | 5

#4162249 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 6:09

B****, please.
It's all about the theme: death comes quick..
especially with 4-ton transporters.

FirstTigerHobbes | 13

#4162552 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 7:36

B****, please?
I'm sorry we don't have any boxes here.
Oh! You meant "beach please"! Well we don't have beaches either.
Unless of course you asked for a break, well of course! Have a break, have a Kit-Kat.

ladyLALAA | 28

#4162686 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 8:42

I am addicted to those cookies and cream Kit Kat chunkies. Omg, drool worthy!

By mpsteve137 | 15

#4161956 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:26

Ydi for being a girl and saying someone else cant drive

By KM96 | 24

#4161960 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:26

It depends how old he is I guess ... Since he's your dad I'm guessing not old old ... Like 70 - 90. Lol it's funny though!! I guess he just took it the wrong way! Haha!

YessyxD | 8

#4162671 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 8:30

70-90?!?!?!? How old were you when you went to college? I went to college at age 17 making my parents around 40.... obviously OP is young if he still needs his parents to drive him to school.

proud2fly | 7

#4162702 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 8:49

I think they were trying to say that 70-90 would be "old old," not guessing that op's parents were that age. It's just worded strangely.

ladyLALAA | 28

#4163013 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 12:18

I think it makes perfect sense, 70-90 is clearly meant to be an example.

YessyxD | 8

#4164380 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 18:47

Lol I didn't see the "not" :D my bad!!!!

By loufol22 | 5

#4161967 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:27

One day you will be old so you are insulting your future self

By zombicidal | 11

#4161971 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:27

Don't piss of your parents. they brought you into the world and I think you know the rest (your dad from fallout 3 says that if you shoot him)

4everblackjack | 10

#4162284 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 6:19

God, how I love Fallout 3 :,D

MsMeiriona | 2

#4163126 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 12:40

Cosby show did it first.

By mrnuleef | 7

#4161978 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:28

Ydi for not driving your damn self!

xMiss_Maggot | 7

#4162306 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 6:28

agree if hes in college he should be driving

immaMonsta | 8

#4162999 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 12:16

#42 Number one, OP is a girl. Number two, some colleges don't allow their freshmen or sophomores to drive. OP doesn't clarify what year of college she's in, so I'm assuming that it's her first or second year since she was being driven.