By Krissy. - 31/03/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 75 653
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Ha ha! Your dad is awesome! If the guys have any sense of humour they will know your dad was taking the piss out of you. But then again it could be your dads way of keeping you away from boys. Either way Dad: 1 Daughter: 0

"URRRRGH, DAD!"

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ah, my first first comment. yippee. nothing else to add..

First first reply to the first replier I've ever done, we should both be awarded.

Here, you can both have a ?. Grats!

109 and 1 - wanna cookie?

I do 115...

Your dad sucks

haha your dad rools!

yes. her dad is amazing :)

Rools? Wow! Please tell me you did that on purpose to be funny.

you went to the store to buy toilet paper... so, how was your stomach feeling?

just because that's all they needed doesn't mean her stomach was hurting. I'm pretty sure if you ran out of toilet paper you would make a run to the store too.. what if you took a shit?

"URRRRGH, DAD!"

#5 Good job! Makes OP sound constipated, nice add-on.

Ha ha! Your dad is awesome! If the guys have any sense of humour they will know your dad was taking the piss out of you. But then again it could be your dads way of keeping you away from boys. Either way Dad: 1 Daughter: 0

your dad's funny :3

I agree with #6. Your dad rocks! Enjoy the fact that he loves you enough to mess with you =)

all in good fun. look for an opening to get him back.

Haha, this totally sounds like my dad and I! It's great that he cares enough to give you a hard time. :) Now all you have to do is find a way to get him back...