Holidays: Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my...

By VacationRuined - 16/06/2013 23:22 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories". FML

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By oh. - 15/12/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML

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cuppycakeslove 20

Monday 17 June 2013 8:58

What a heartless prick. I'm really sorry OP.

uhhSavage 22

Monday 17 June 2013 9:01

Just because there are a lot of fish doesn't mean she can catch them.

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firepanda11 7

Monday 17 June 2013 8:57

There are plenty of fish in the sea.

uhhSavage 22

Monday 17 June 2013 9:01

Just because there are a lot of fish doesn't mean she can catch them.

hienzburgess 9

Monday 17 June 2013 9:04

ladies and gentlemen we have a pessimist over here. ^

uhhSavage 22

Monday 17 June 2013 9:06

No, just being realistic.

DerrickJames 33

Monday 17 June 2013 9:30

Don't forget the mercury. Japan has that mercury.

xlord 27

Monday 17 June 2013 9:40

There's also plenty of sharks and dolphins in the sea. Not to mention trying to compete with sperm whales.....

feelingold 18

Monday 17 June 2013 9:43

.....many of those fish look like cute Japanese girls and your man wants to unpack his fishing rod...

deepunder 17

Monday 17 June 2013 10:08

Go to a koi pond for starters. Start with a small group and if that fails go commercial fishing in the ocean.

DKjazz 20

Monday 17 June 2013 10:26

I like those private fishing holes where you pay to catch farm-raised catfish. Sure the fish look a little ratty, and the price is steep, but you can't beat experience! Those fish have had PLENTY of hooks in their mouths.

ApologyKick 25

Monday 17 June 2013 16:09

There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but you'll need bait to catch any. A nice rod also helps.

lifesucks1217 6

Monday 17 June 2013 19:28

#1 didn't say anything wrong yet got so many thumbs down...wow

therealafroninga 10

Tuesday 18 June 2013 4:49

I caught a fish once. Blue gill. Then it took my money and left me.

Sacytrl 28

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:25

Now the entire comment thread is about fishing xD I'm sure you deserve better, OP!

Zmeilerr 22

Monday 17 June 2013 8:57

oh.

zandalee 19

Monday 17 June 2013 10:43

Is that all you got?

xALEXx_fml 15

Monday 17 June 2013 8:57

That's not very nice- you get a good trip out of it though!

gczizza1997 15

Monday 17 June 2013 16:17

Find a store in Japan, get a bunch of great clothes, wear them out and when men are falling over you remind your boyfriend that these Are his "true memories"

RpiesSPIES 27

Monday 17 June 2013 17:58

This is Japan you're talking about... OP, cosplay Hatsune Miku -> new japanese BF

YooperTransplant 8

Tuesday 18 June 2013 6:30

Actually, I'd like to know whether she paid for the trip. If she paid for the trip, then she just got suckered into buying a trip to Japan for this guy. If he paid... yeah, at least she got a trip to Japan out of it.

cuppycakeslove 20

Monday 17 June 2013 8:58

What a heartless prick. I'm really sorry OP.

flashback.miss 28

Monday 17 June 2013 8:58

What a lousy, strawman excuse, hopefully you can still make the best out of your trip OP, without the douchebag. Why not leave him there to enjoy the scenery without strings attached?

hienzburgess 9

Monday 17 June 2013 8:58

wow. he is ever so kind and considerate and gentlemanly. marry him.

red_headforlife 15

Monday 17 June 2013 8:59

At least you were able to get away from that asshole as soon as possible.

1soda1pOp1 6

Monday 17 June 2013 8:59

Damn, that's harsh! I don't see why he didn't break up with you BEFORE the trip.

juliaannw 11

Monday 17 June 2013 9:01

Totally agree, now she has to deal with awkwardness for a month and a half or make expensive arrangements back home. What horrible timing, im sorry op :/

buddy51 23

Monday 17 June 2013 15:11

Or OP could strike out on her own and leave her pudnozzle ex in her dust!!! Go OP and don't look back!!! Better that you know and enjoy yourself than wonder what's wrong and ruin the trip!!!