FML : Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he...

Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By VacationRuined - / Sunday 16 June 2013 23:22 / Japan - Tokyo

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By cuppycakeslove | 20

#5538584 - Monday 17 June 2013 8:58

What a heartless prick. I'm really sorry OP.

By uhhSavage | 22

#5538594 - Monday 17 June 2013 9:01

Just because there are a lot of fish doesn't mean she can catch them.

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By firepanda11 | 7

#5538580 - Monday 17 June 2013 8:57

There are plenty of fish in the sea.

uhhSavage | 22

#5538594 - Monday 17 June 2013 9:01

Just because there are a lot of fish doesn't mean she can catch them.

hienzburgess | 9

#5538612 - Monday 17 June 2013 9:04

ladies and gentlemen we have a pessimist over here. ^

uhhSavage | 22

#5538616 - Monday 17 June 2013 9:06

No, just being realistic.

DerrickJames | 33

#5538660 - Monday 17 June 2013 9:30

Don't forget the mercury. Japan has that mercury.

xlord | 27

#5538676 - Monday 17 June 2013 9:40

There's also plenty of sharks and dolphins in the sea. Not to mention trying to compete with sperm whales.....

feelingold | 18

#5538679 - Monday 17 June 2013 9:43

.....many of those fish look like cute Japanese girls and your man wants to unpack his fishing rod...

deepunder | 17

#5538726 - Monday 17 June 2013 10:08

Go to a koi pond for starters. Start with a small group and if that fails go commercial fishing in the ocean.

DKjazz | 20

#5538763 - Monday 17 June 2013 10:26

I like those private fishing holes where you pay to catch farm-raised catfish. Sure the fish look a little ratty, and the price is steep, but you can't beat experience! Those fish have had PLENTY of hooks in their mouths.

ApologyKick | 25

#5539039 - Monday 17 June 2013 16:09

There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but you'll need bait to catch any. A nice rod also helps.

lifesucks1217 | 6

#5539346 - Monday 17 June 2013 19:28

#1 didn't say anything wrong yet got so many thumbs down...wow

therealafroninga | 10

#5540052 - Tuesday 18 June 2013 4:49

I caught a fish once. Blue gill. Then it took my money and left me.

Sacytrl | 28

#5542926 - Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:25

Now the entire comment thread is about fishing xD
I'm sure you deserve better, OP!

By Zmeilerr | 22

#5538581 - Monday 17 June 2013 8:57

oh.

zandalee | 19

#5538790 - Monday 17 June 2013 10:43

Is that all you got?

By xALEXx_fml | 15

#5538583 - Monday 17 June 2013 8:57

That's not very nice- you get a good trip out of it though!

gczizza1997 | 15

#5539057 - Monday 17 June 2013 16:17

Find a store in Japan, get a bunch of great clothes, wear them out and when men are falling over you remind your boyfriend that these Are his "true memories"

RpiesSPIES | 27

#5539198 - Monday 17 June 2013 17:58

This is Japan you're talking about...
OP, cosplay Hatsune Miku -> new japanese BF

YooperTransplant | 8

#5540158 - Tuesday 18 June 2013 6:30

Actually, I'd like to know whether she paid for the trip.

If she paid for the trip, then she just got suckered into buying a trip to Japan for this guy.

If he paid... yeah, at least she got a trip to Japan out of it.

By cuppycakeslove | 20

#5538584 - Monday 17 June 2013 8:58

What a heartless prick. I'm really sorry OP.

By flashback.miss | 28

#5538585 - Monday 17 June 2013 8:58

What a lousy, strawman excuse, hopefully you can still make the best out of your trip OP, without the douchebag. Why not leave him there to enjoy the scenery without strings attached?

By hienzburgess | 9

#5538586 - Monday 17 June 2013 8:58

wow. he is ever so kind and considerate and gentlemanly. marry him.

By red_headforlife | 15

#5538587 - Monday 17 June 2013 8:59

At least you were able to get away from that asshole as soon as possible.

By 1soda1pOp1 | 6

#5538588 - Monday 17 June 2013 8:59

Damn, that's harsh! I don't see why he didn't break up with you BEFORE the trip.

juliaannw | 11

#5538601 - Monday 17 June 2013 9:01

Totally agree, now she has to deal with awkwardness for a month and a half or make expensive arrangements back home. What horrible timing, im sorry op :/

buddy51 | 23

#5538992 - Monday 17 June 2013 15:11

Or OP could strike out on her own and leave her pudnozzle ex in her dust!!!
Go OP and don't look back!!! Better that you know and enjoy yourself than wonder what's wrong and ruin the trip!!!