Intimacy: Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands...

By tinytitty - 23/03/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing he replied "well I was looking for your boobs but apparently you have none" FML

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Same thing different taste

By armtits and big pits - 05/04/2014 07:14 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I went to my crush's house. We were watching a movie when suddenly he started kissing me. As it deepened he began to feel around. He was groping my armpit the whole time but I was too embarrassed that my underarm could pass for my boobs to redirect him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML

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Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML

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Last act

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 20:00

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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Making plans

By nowsingle - 03/07/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By miapapaya - 15/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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partake_fml 2

Monday 23 March 2009 12:26

Yeah, so what? Do the same with his dick/muscles.

kingnor 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:11

do you have small boobs? what was he expecting, they'd be bigger underneath your shirt or something. Small boobs are hot, don't waste time with a guy who won't appreciate them.

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allornothing93 0

Friday 10 April 2009 0:22

atleast people know your boobs are real! i am 16 and 4'11" with 36DD and am 110 llbs...people say they are fake cause it isnt proportional...be proud to be natural! nothing against implants

IMz0r 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 2:31

Haha! #19! I remember And this must be a record. The first poster actually added to the discussion instead of being moderated for bragging about being "first"

4zn 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 23:31

LOL @ 1

mimblewimble_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 18:35

Tell him that you're jealous because his boobs are so much bigger than yours, anyways.

LoLiam_fml 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:55

LOL #128.

spade_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 18:55

Thats why you get implants

Mauskau 35

Friday 21 August 2009 2:38

No, you don't get implants. I'd rather have small boobs/none at all than have fake ones.

Wendelaa 0

Monday 15 June 2009 10:34

ouch, i completely agreee with #1 and #128. HAHA!!

Shyman4ever 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 22:07

Haha I agree with #1

moriahxmayhem 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 6:07

ahh, I'm terrified of that happening to me - I'd be mortified. I have a butt, and no boobs. >.<

elliekinslurvsya 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 21:14

ha. guess i'm lucky that will never happen to me. but actually, i think i'd rather have small boobs, because having Ds is very inconvenient for if you do anything more active than walking or staying still, or for...well i can't think of much right now but it really sucks having them this big. they're extremely annoying. i can't even see my feet :( xD sorry. but uh...that guy was kind of an ass. you should have reached into his pants and started feeling around everywhere but his pen15 (lol) and said, "oh, yeah, sorry, i was trying to find it but i just don't seem to be able to...you wouldn't happen to be a castrati, would you? or, you know, a chick?" hahahaha