FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and...

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Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By goldie09 - / Thursday 18 February 2010 17:36 / Canada

Intimacy

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By IDunnoz | 0

#869959 - Thursday 18 February 2010 23:06

better than him being the drummer

By gilly011 | 0

#869953 - Thursday 18 February 2010 23:04

WIN for dj hero!

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By gilly011 | 0

#869953 - Thursday 18 February 2010 23:04

WIN for dj hero!

bonnieandclyde44 | 0

#869972 - Thursday 18 February 2010 23:10

cuuute

sam411411 | 0

#869981 - Thursday 18 February 2010 23:11

did he make your bed rock?

Horney4her69 | 0

#870045 - Thursday 18 February 2010 23:34

I'm gonna try that; it sounds fun.

lmfao1643 | 3

#870050 - Thursday 18 February 2010 23:36

Agreed

marsty | 0

#870381 - Friday 19 February 2010 1:31

LMFAO @ 34

pongmaster | 0

#870534 - Friday 19 February 2010 2:04

W00t for your BF, this is an excellent idea

HeresReality | 0

#870808 - Friday 19 February 2010 3:22

ruh-ruh-rururuh-ruh-REMIX

kniickles | 0

#870905 - Friday 19 February 2010 3:53

this. that was clever.

Villanova23 | 0

#870960 - Friday 19 February 2010 4:09

def have to try this one :)

garuru | 4

#871048 - Friday 19 February 2010 4:33

yo he isnt me (my name is DJ) hahaha

BongBlaster420 | 0

#871470 - Friday 19 February 2010 6:39

10 haha that's a good song

Purpose30 | 0

#871496 - Friday 19 February 2010 6:49

At least he didn't try Rock band (drums mainly)!!!! ouchhh

paramorefan125 | 0

#871517 - Friday 19 February 2010 7:00

ahahaha nice

sucks4Udude | 3

#871687 - Friday 19 February 2010 8:36

lol @2 that songs awesome

andruha1123 | 5

#871742 - Friday 19 February 2010 9:17

why is this a fml?

rbond93 | 4

#872937 - Friday 19 February 2010 20:01

agreed

gomego87 | 0

#874388 - Saturday 20 February 2010 4:36

hey #1, your a meow

depotst | 0

#973870 - Sunday 4 April 2010 6:31

chicka chicka

LauraRoy | 0

#986508 - Thursday 29 April 2010 9:46

hah, my boyfriend did that to me. only it was Christmas time so he had to do it to jingle bells..

Thabb | 0

#988480 - Wednesday 5 May 2010 4:41

What's so bad about it? Sounds fun.

By bobmandude | 0

#869955 - Thursday 18 February 2010 23:05

hahaha good boyfriend. try some disco next time! :)

Bl4ck_1c3 | 2

#870139 - Friday 19 February 2010 0:09

no, metal it would be funnier headbanging and headbutting her...

Epicfailz01 | 0

#870716 - Friday 19 February 2010 2:50

you deserve it for fooling around with you're boyfriend

sterl13 | 0

#870764 - Friday 19 February 2010 3:04

fuck you

sterl13 | 0

#870767 - Friday 19 February 2010 3:06

fuck you

jamieboy11 | 0

#878325 - Sunday 21 February 2010 10:32

lol dj hero

hobojo11 | 0

#1653187 - Friday 5 November 2010 7:54

well is he a good dj ?

By IDunnoz | 0

#869959 - Thursday 18 February 2010 23:06

better than him being the drummer

pspman789 | 0

#870333 - Friday 19 February 2010 1:18

so true #4

beer01 | 0

#870355 - Friday 19 February 2010 1:24

So true! ESP using his cock as a drum stick.

cam007_fml | 0

#870833 - Friday 19 February 2010 3:29

I'm a drummer.

saunder | 0

#871908 - Friday 19 February 2010 10:19

haaa the best!

By kgraham21 | 0

#869961 - Thursday 18 February 2010 23:06

Awesome.

destroyerdj8 | 0

#870163 - Friday 19 February 2010 0:23

I agree.

By youdidwhatnow | 0

#869969 - Thursday 18 February 2010 23:09

Real question is, why'd you let him?

By The_Toxic_Mite | 0

#869971 - Thursday 18 February 2010 23:09

How the fuck did this get here? :/

unplugged_fml | 0

#870191 - Friday 19 February 2010 0:33

I know, this isn't even an fml...

davemania | 0

#870304 - Friday 19 February 2010 1:11

I actually got confused about this being an FML, thinking that she might have liked it!!!

By T_X_P | 2

#869977 - Thursday 18 February 2010 23:10

He was being silly. So?

By akiranozaki | 0

#869983 - Thursday 18 February 2010 23:12

Your boyfriend sounds awesome.

Prestigex | 0

#870142 - Friday 19 February 2010 0:11

Well I suppose if the opportunity to get laid doesn't come very often you should be serious. lol.

paramorefan125 | 0

#873044 - Friday 19 February 2010 20:27

fukk yeah!!

By chyeahbro | 0

#869984 - Thursday 18 February 2010 23:13

boobs do amazing things to guys, you never can say for sure what affect they'll have

nobridgejustwate | 0

#870136 - Friday 19 February 2010 0:08

yeah, my ex used to sit there and say "woah, it's like, you have breasts, and like... I don't. woah."

purplemnm | 9

#870320 - Friday 19 February 2010 1:14

36 bahahahaha!!!

alli_love | 0

#871278 - Friday 19 February 2010 5:32

lol!! 36 cracks me up xD

By Menick47 | 0

#869992 - Thursday 18 February 2010 23:16

Oh give him some credit! Someone eventually ruins the mood. It'd be a real FML if you killed it by playing with his penis like it was a snake.

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