Intimacy: Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands...

By tinytitty - 23/03/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing he replied "well I was looking for your boobs but apparently you have none" FML

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By armtits and big pits - 05/04/2014 07:14 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I went to my crush's house. We were watching a movie when suddenly he started kissing me. As it deepened he began to feel around. He was groping my armpit the whole time but I was too embarrassed that my underarm could pass for my boobs to redirect him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML

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By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 20:00

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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By nowsingle - 03/07/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By miapapaya - 15/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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Monday 23 March 2009 12:26

Yeah, so what? Do the same with his dick/muscles.

kingnor 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:11

do you have small boobs? what was he expecting, they'd be bigger underneath your shirt or something. Small boobs are hot, don't waste time with a guy who won't appreciate them.

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sh_tf_ck 0

Friday 27 March 2009 19:47

Your "crush" sounds like a dick lol.

try_for_me_love 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 4:46

renaissance15 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 11:36

damn serious burn

paperbagprincess 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:38

My worst fear.

wickedsick 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:35

What a ****** dick. Do guys ever realize that saying something like that isn't gonna get them any?

tempest1944 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 21:41

Some guys are COMPLETE idiots.......I'd wanna punch this guy in the face. Very rude, very disrespectful. I'm very disappointed in my gender sometimes.

tempest1944 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 21:52

Let me just say this. However a girl's breasts are shaped, DOES NOT MATTER in the scheme of things. Accept her as she is... This goes to all guys here saying "grow your boobs", "implants", etc. Its quite pathetic.

love_revived 0

Friday 3 April 2009 5:53

This was really hilarious and made my day....but too bad the guy had to ruin a good moment for you. =P

Ribky 0

Friday 3 April 2009 9:55

That is really funny... mean... but funny. Unfortunately most guys don't realize that the sort of jokes they can make around other guys are just not quite as funny when said in the "heat of the moment" with a girl. Tends to ruin the mood... and get you slapped in the face.

allornothing93 0

Friday 10 April 2009 0:18

that sucks...atleast people know your boobs are real...i am 16 with a 36DD and i am 4'11"....people always think they are fake. Be proud to be natural!....nothing against implants tho