How could you be so selfish?

By Anonymous - 09/08/2022 12:00

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Today, my sister asked me to babysit so they could have date night, AKA sex without children in the house. I have a major surgery tomorrow and am in no fit mental state for three children under 10, so I said no. She called me an inconsiderate prick and slammed my door, breaking the glass. FML
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Thaylok 17

Her suffering from nookie-withdrawl is not justification for breaking your property. After the window is replaced, hand her a copy of the bill (she may tear it up). outside of that, don't feel bad about not watching her crotch goblins. who knows you may have prevented another seed demon from being spawned.

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Hangryko 26

Not your problem they didn't think about that eventuality before having kids. Good luck with your surgery. Oh, and send her the bill for the glass replacement.

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Thaylok 17

Her suffering from nookie-withdrawl is not justification for breaking your property. After the window is replaced, hand her a copy of the bill (she may tear it up). outside of that, don't feel bad about not watching her crotch goblins. who knows you may have prevented another seed demon from being spawned.

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Hangryko 26

Not your problem they didn't think about that eventuality before having kids. Good luck with your surgery. Oh, and send her the bill for the glass replacement.

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RichardPencil 30

Why couldn't you just reschedule your surgery for a date that is more convenient for her? Jeez...

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