By fmlguy382 - 22/06/2011 08:13 - United States
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Would you rather him give you a random hand job?
shit ya free hand jobs are the best handjobs
I give the best:)) look at my info and find me on facebook!
Was he "Lovin' it"?
isn't that what you're supposed to do when you find a package you like? grab the heck out of it?
I wish I got complimented on how big my penis is...
hahahahahaah
What if it's a girl?
#26 nice 1 :p
The handjob wouldn't be random if there was any kind of reason or aim behind it. For example, if he would only give a handjob to a well-hung guy, it isn't random. And you should've said "he" instead of "him". Yeah, yeah, pedantic annoying Grammar-Nazi post, but you really should know these things. You don't seem entirely stupid.
#20 just broadcasted she's a *****. Lovely.
#20 *****...
hi
that makes no sense at all since you do have to pay for happy meals...
I guess OP is a big mac
that is so gay
"Hey dude, nice penis."
Lol, as I read this there was a McDonald's commercial on TV.
182- English please....
149- That IS Selena Gomez.
umm that's uh not going to happen
you are really cute!
how do I message liviania ?
lol that's what I was thinking:):)
Order a McDick with that too.
Tell him this ain't Subway and that ain't no five dollar foot long... it's ten ;D
Sound funny coming from the mouth of a pedobear :p
your profile picture made me shit myself
Congrats on the big penis bro.
I boast about my penis subtly, also.
There is no club, if there is I should definitely be in it. Also, a compliment of penis size coming from a fat guy? The chub probably can't even find his.
59 obviously has a millimeter wiener
I always thought it was Millimeter Peter. Ahah!
^ LMFAO
... AWKS.
did he shake it for you, too?
well...is it 12 inches (:
16- I'm guessing you're a guy who got dumped by the girl in your profile, so in retaliation you sign up to websites like FML to comment and make her look like a ****? if not then, please, get some class.
My point exactly. She's probably some pedo that is trying to get people to add her on FB.
Creepy, but not an FYL.
supersize me
^^^Hahaha:)
lol
haha ill take some
haha saw dat movie 2dayy
he's just jealous.
If he was jealous why would he compliment it?
how big was his?
the **** uh a no
it may be creepy but that's kind of how john holmes got his start
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Would you rather him give you a random hand job?
Congrats on the big penis bro.