Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
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Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
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J15237 25
I hope that you got him extra hard and very excited for you. Then immediately dump his ass without anything else.
hugtrees13 16
Get some head then dump him🤷🏻♂️turn the tables on him.
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hugtrees13 16
Get some head then dump him🤷🏻♂️turn the tables on him.
J15237 25
I hope that you got him extra hard and very excited for you. Then immediately dump his ass without anything else.
Mathalamus 25
Try to be a mature person and dump him without toying with him. The comments are irritating...
Maikeru Manasan 2
that's horrible!!
Bevis Butthead 4
These comments make my head hurt! Jeezus people, it's FML, don't take shit so serious! And to the poster, if your bf's idea of "action" is touching boobies through clothing, you need a new bf.