Intimacy: Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he...

By miapapaya - 15/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML

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NorfolkDude 2

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Monday 16 February 2009 1:58

Your boobs could be perfectly normal size. The thing is in modern times many people are used to images of girls with huge boobs, so basically our preception of boobs is far too great. I wouldn't stress it really.

mikeyellenlee 0

Monday 16 February 2009 5:40

I love how large breasted chicks sit there and say, "Ugh! I hate my big boobs!" and then wear low cut shirts and shove them in everyone's face. Smaller breasts are tasteful, and allow you to develop a *gasp!* PERSONALITY.

Melody_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 1:45

na, i'd be the same way. i've been mad fun of an mocked cause mine as small, so i'm super sensitive bout it. i've literally been told i'd fill out more while i was showin someone some pics. it pissed me off hardcore. so yeah dont worry, i'd be like FML!!! too if i were you

superapplesauce 2

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Monday 30 July 2012 15:54

Small boobs are great ^.^

NoseToNose 13

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Friday 27 May 2016 5:36

i would have to state that it is unfortunate that someone made that comment. In the grand scheme of everything it should not matter, and I am certain you are perfect the way you are.

NotoriousMandog 0

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Monday 16 February 2009 1:45

I'm a fan of a good C cup... it's not too small, but it's not unreasonably large.

MrNewOrleans 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 15:36

#6 true true

aprilita 8

Saturday 9 June 2012 19:51

a C is huuuuuge!

dancinmelanie 6

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Wednesday 27 March 2013 3:42

Not like we really have a say in the matter though :/

NorfolkDude 2

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Monday 16 February 2009 1:58

Greendarthpotato 0

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Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:34

ur totally right..... same thing with levels of skinny-ness. the media wants all girls to be models. i dont really care all that much. i hate actually fat chicks though

FML102938 8

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Wednesday 31 August 2011 1:25

Fat chicks can be pretty too... Unless they try to make up for it by wearing a ton of makeup

Crow801 0

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Monday 16 February 2009 2:06

I enjoy small breast, a lot! Big breast are disgusting especially with age. Fake breast suck too.

marjolein96 5

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Saturday 24 October 2015 14:31

disgusting? that's a very mean thing to say about a persons body

butterforge 0

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Monday 16 February 2009 2:44

The big deal is that he was the lucky one, not you. You got a douchebag, he got the boobs he wanted. Rephrase: "I'm in luck, I like small boobs." This message brought to you by the ad council for Women are Not the Property of Men.

carbivore 10

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Sunday 9 March 2014 17:58

Better rephrase: "your breasts are perfect." Or "you have my favorite body type." Or just say nothing! I don't understand why you would offend someone you're about to sleep with. -_-

duddenchu 0

Monday 16 February 2009 3:45

small boobs are better looking indeed! Don't feel offended!! ;-)

Rbuckyfuller 0

Monday 16 February 2009 4:18

LOTS of guys like small boobs.

mikeyellenlee 0

Monday 16 February 2009 5:40

Ispeaklanguages 4

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Monday 29 April 2013 12:53

Having large breasts doesn't mean you don't have a personality. People with large breasts don't automatically have no personality, because everyone has a personality. They may however have bad personalities, but that's not just because they have large breasts.

PrettyKookieToo 8

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Sunday 19 May 2013 12:11

Wow, are you seriously suggesting that just because genetics gave me large breasts, that I automatically lack taste and personality? I think you may be a bigger douchebag than the guy in the FML.

Spencer_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 6:29

#6 for the win, I don't thinkn he meant it in a bad way, you know he did say he LIKED small boobs, yes it was a little badly phrsed but it was said none the less.