scratchpost
United States
Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
cdn_steed
United States
Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML
Anonymous
Rise and shine
Today, my cat woke me up at 3 a.m. by jumping from the shelf and landing on my nutsack. FML
Anonymous
Pittsford, United States
Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML
Anonymous
Cujo, but for cats
Today, my cat was incessantly meowing trying to get me to wake up and feed him. Because it was 6 a.m., and I'd hardly slept at all last night, my brain decided that the best solution to get him to shut up would be to hug him. The result was a normally docile and lazy cat giving me a nasty scratch next to my left eye. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
Anonymous
Say sorry to Mr Whiskers!
Today, I awoke to my cat sitting on my chest. That wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't tried to get her off. She promptly went crazy and scratched me. My fiancée, who was sleeping next to me, hit me, called me cruel, and told me to apologize to the cat. I did. FML
tornkhakis
Bloomington, United States
Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML
meowmeow
Australia
Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML
patronuscat?
Meow!
Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML
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nswan 5
lucky cat...
steelersfan32 0
ydi for having boobs hard enough for a cat to sharpen them on.
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wwerulez14 6
Bow chika wow wow...
maphineRAWRS 10
owowowowowowowowowowow that would be so freaking painful.. haha
elmorous 0
what were you doing to encourage this? perhaps you touched your pussy, and this is the response you got. there's nothing quite as satisfying for your pussy than a gentle touch in just the right place.
Brooke4494 0
lol that happened to me
TheB0a 5
That must of hurt. Well think of it this way, your boobs must of been so soft that the cat wanted to nap on them. Yes ?
HAHAFYLx2 0
Haha the cat got to 2nd base pretty quick ;)
dannoman 0
thats how i want to wake you up too...how strange
crazyboob 0
sss ooooh ouch!!
gryarya 0
are you ok? I wouldn't know that kinda pain imma dude.
Jojoo13_fml 0
Reading that made my boobs hurt :( hahaha