Animals and Cats: Cujo, but for cats - FML

Cujo, but for cats

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 08:01

Today, my cat was incessantly meowing trying to get me to wake up and feed him. Because it was 6 a.m., and I'd hardly slept at all last night, my brain decided that the best solution to get him to shut up would be to hug him. The result was a normally docile and lazy cat giving me a nasty scratch next to my left eye. FML

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Scrappy the Cat 5

Friday 26 March 2021 19:41

Cat owns you.

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Friday 26 March 2021 19:41

Cat owns you.

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