Animals: Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching...

By tornkhakis - 24/02/2014 07:20 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML

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Pleonasm 35

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Monday 24 February 2014 17:41

Buy your cat a mannequin wearing some pants to use instead? Actually; Scratch that. It would only end in tears.

Rainhawk94 27

Monday 24 February 2014 17:41

Today the pant leg, tomorrow, the world

Robtranis 11

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Monday 24 February 2014 17:37

Maybe it's time to shave :D... Or wax.

CommunistBanana 8

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Monday 24 February 2014 17:42

It was OP's "pant" leg.

ninjuh_wingman 29

Monday 24 February 2014 17:58

8-Is there a reason you just decided to put the word pant in quotation marks?

False_Stupidity 41

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Tuesday 25 February 2014 21:36

#8 did that to emphasize the word pant, since #1 clearly missed it.

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Monday 24 February 2014 17:38

Mauskau 35

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Monday 24 February 2014 18:42

Thank you for a very insightful comment.

Wizardo 33

Monday 24 February 2014 18:48

The comment is there, just like the writing you can't see, muggles.

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Monday 24 February 2014 17:39

ouch, hopefully the scratches werent too bad!

red225 14

Monday 24 February 2014 17:41

Should've known...cats are evil.

Pleonasm 35

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Monday 24 February 2014 17:41

Buy your cat a mannequin wearing some pants to use instead? Actually; Scratch that. It would only end in tears.

Rainhawk94 27

Monday 24 February 2014 17:41

Today the pant leg, tomorrow, the world

AshleaJstudent 16

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Monday 24 February 2014 17:43

Apparently he felt that your offering was not worthy.

worldclassrager 39

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Monday 24 February 2014 17:46

Well you have a new alarm clock...

olpally 32

Monday 24 February 2014 17:56

Hope you didn't get clawed too badly op. Damn cats everywhere trolling us. Evil bastards.

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Monday 24 February 2014 18:05

Wear dog patterned pyjamas, that'll scare it away!

DavidKnows 11

Tuesday 25 February 2014 19:41

Cats aren't afraid of most dogs. They are excellent fighters! Dogs only have ONE weapon; cats have several.

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