FML : Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML

Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By tornkhakis / Monday 24 February 2014 07:20 / United States - Bloomington

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By Pleonasm | 31

#5867521 - Monday 24 February 2014 17:41

Buy your cat a mannequin wearing some pants to use instead?

Actually; Scratch that. It would only end in tears.

By Rainhawk94 | 27

#5867522 - Monday 24 February 2014 17:41

Today the pant leg, tomorrow, the world

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By Robtranis | 11

#5867517 - Monday 24 February 2014 17:37

Maybe it's time to shave :D... Or wax.

CommunistBanana | 8

#5867523 - Monday 24 February 2014 17:42

It was OP's "pant" leg.

ninjuh_wingman | 29

#5867550 - Monday 24 February 2014 17:58

8-Is there a reason you just decided to put the word pant in quotation marks?

False_Stupidity | 41

#5868775 - Tuesday 25 February 2014 21:36

#8 did that to emphasize the word pant, since #1 clearly missed it.

By x14DollaRsx | 12

#5867518 - Monday 24 February 2014 17:38

Mauskau | 35

#5867616 - Monday 24 February 2014 18:42

Thank you for a very insightful comment.

Wizardo | 33

#5867623 - Monday 24 February 2014 18:48

The comment is there, just like the writing you can't see, muggles.

By Rizzen | 27

#5867519 - Monday 24 February 2014 17:39

ouch, hopefully the scratches werent too bad!

By red225 | 14

#5867520 - Monday 24 February 2014 17:41

Should've known...cats are evil.

By Pleonasm | 31

#5867521 - Monday 24 February 2014 17:41

Buy your cat a mannequin wearing some pants to use instead?

Actually; Scratch that. It would only end in tears.

By Rainhawk94 | 27

#5867522 - Monday 24 February 2014 17:41

Today the pant leg, tomorrow, the world

By AshleaJstudent | 16

#5867524 - Monday 24 February 2014 17:43

Apparently he felt that your offering was not worthy.

By worldclassrager | 39

#5867527 - Monday 24 February 2014 17:46

Well you have a new alarm clock...

By olpally | 32

#5867547 - Monday 24 February 2014 17:56

Hope you didn't get clawed too badly op. Damn cats everywhere trolling us. Evil bastards.

By chutney_02 | 22

#5867565 - Monday 24 February 2014 18:05

Wear dog patterned pyjamas, that'll scare it away!

DavidKnows | 11

#5868658 - Tuesday 25 February 2014 19:41

Cats aren't afraid of most dogs. They are excellent fighters! Dogs only have ONE weapon; cats have several.

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