Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
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chazzlerazzle
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at least it was free a lot of people have to pay a lot for one of those
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sweet_candy_
| 17
Ouch.
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sweet_candy_
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Ouch.
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Epilepsy_fml
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Well someone just wanted to be first. My God, I wonder who it was?
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illmatic2
| 16
Was it you? I bet it was you, #6.
I hate the comment bug.
I hate the comment bug.
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sweet_candy_
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lol I don't care if I am first.
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WallyTheWombat
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I read it as:
Today, while playing with my clit...
I was all o.o fml getting a little graphic.
Today, while playing with my clit...
I was all o.o fml getting a little graphic.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Cat scratch fever! Da na dun! Cat scratch feva! Baow wa waow!
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Hide_Yo_Kids
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#1,,,,ever hear of eyebrow waxing?
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aardvarkish
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46, ha ha, look who's talking.
BTW, 1 has beautiful eyebrows. Why mess with perfection?
BTW, 1 has beautiful eyebrows. Why mess with perfection?
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DocBastard
| 38
Hide Yo Kids - ever hear of not being an asshole?
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talb1
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Dude you are a douche bag.
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joooeee
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It says comment moderated, but I can imagine what was said. And 46 has some self esteem issues.
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joooeee
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and 46 has some self esteem issues
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AlmightyFish
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@70, Cats can usually claw through fabric, especially something as thin as a t-shirt. I know my cat certainly can. :P
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mfmylifesrsly
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but what about a bra?
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sirdolittle
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She wasn't wearing any ?!?
And it's good, 'cause it can be really sexy !! :p
And it's good, 'cause it can be really sexy !! :p
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sweet_candy_
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lol 46 why do you care? It's not on your face.
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TeaLover_fml
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Waxing actually slows down the hair growth. Her eyebrows are nice but go in a bit too far, in my opinion. All in all, it's her choice.
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
| 8
wth r u guys all so consumed w her eye brows! geeeeez get a life
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aardvarkish
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93, because being consumed BY her eyebrows would be preposterous!
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zzzBOLTzzz
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sweet_candy_ - I think you're cute. #46 is just a jerk.
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chazzlerazzle
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at least it was free a lot of people have to pay a lot for one of those
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duckie227
| 22
I was thinking the same thing
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sammy92
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Lolz me to
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ureffinyoko68
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lovely, shall I supply a ring for you?
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Drummer_duck
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you have nipple rings for lease? lol
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rgermain
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No kitten mittens.
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awsomeroncat22
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ydi for playing with you cat withought a shirt on
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sweet_candy_
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lol this can still happen with a shirt on.
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afdude87
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yes yes, because cats are no match for a mighty t shirt.
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Epilepsy_fml
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Never had a cat before I presume? You incompetent baffoon. A CATS CLAWS CAN GO THROUGH A PIECE OF FABRIC. But I still love you.
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boopityboppity
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I always put on my suit of armor before playing with a cat.
And I don't still love you.
And I don't still love you.
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likeaboss007
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holey nipple!
lame pun-.-
lame pun-.-
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Epilepsy_fml
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A better one could have been, "Quit being such a pussy!"
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LightningLadyy
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SURPRISE NIPPLE PIERCING!!!
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rmg1293
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perfect
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kattylizbeth
| 19
Or: "are you a nun? Because you sure have a holey nipple!" haha.
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taffy1239
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meowwww. someone thinks nipple peircings are sexyyy.
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boopityboppity
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Do you have some sort of typing stutter?
If not, wwwwhyyy do that?
If not, wwwwhyyy do that?
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FMLephant
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Their keys are stick from too much porn. Could be the OP from the email Fml.
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taffy1239
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I appoligize. my computer did something strange.... then broke. (I'm on my iPod now, it's all good)
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daminantion
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90, don't iPods have spellcheck like my iPhone? last I checked it was 'apologize', just saying..
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rmg1293
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97, they do have spell check. Way to make him look like an ass
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taffy1239
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well I'm sorry if my iPod hates me.
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MarineWifey88
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My sister's dog did that to my husband once. Perfectly straight and everything. He almost got in trouble with his command when he got back from leave, they didn't believe a dog did it.
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FunwithBumperCar
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Your pussy needs better foreplay.
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maybaybe
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See a doctor or something, it could get infected.
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HolyCarp
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Yours it the only serious comment here..
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Coolcolorz1
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u should get it checked