Miscellaneous: Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in....

By Anonymous - 18/01/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He'd left, leaving the door kicked in. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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By abdominates - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2025 00:00 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML

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By ShowerGirl - 30/04/2013 07:54 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" to whoever robbed my apartment. FML

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By TubaAssassin - 28/11/2017 06:00

Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML

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By Aaron - 01/12/2011 22:00

Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 21:08 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML

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jazlyn1986 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:33

what an idiot! punch him!

pariah13 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:42

you should kick his face in. that's sure to make you feel...somewhat better.

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iamgoofymovie 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:29

lol ur roommate is a dumbass...and first!

krnmafia92 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:31

Make him pay for your stuff or steal his as a replacement. @#1 You're a dumbass for saying "first!"

Sun_Kissed18 25

Monday 18 January 2010 16:03

Agreed, it was completely his fault for leaving the door like that so he should pay. And "...were all stolen*"

blakehilli8 0

Friday 22 January 2010 15:10

If none of the roomates stuff was stolen then he can sue.

iAlwaysYDI 0

Friday 19 February 2010 17:31

ur roomate is a ******* retard.

alexsannell 13

Monday 18 January 2010 9:30

omg lmmfao. he's smart af.

realggirl 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:30

Yeah, that sucks OP.

Mustardnight 3

Monday 18 January 2010 9:30

What a douche. You should claim some money from him.

jazlyn1986 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:33

what an idiot! punch him!

Nic_hole 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:35

haha your roomate is, not so bright but I bet he's awesome! to be friends with lolz gawd I would be so pist at him!!!!

iamgoofymovie 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:36

well #5 ur just a dumbass.

nikkers 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:40

was any of his stuff stolen?? FYL pw thats awful

pariah13 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:42

you should kick his face in. that's sure to make you feel...somewhat better.

DirtyDiana_fml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:43

bwaha

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