FML : Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate...

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Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He left with the door kicked in. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 18 January 2010 00:40 / United States

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By jazlyn1986 | 0

#781764 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:33

what an idiot! punch him!

By pariah13 | 0

#781793 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:42

you should kick his face in. that's sure to make you feel...somewhat better.

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By iamgoofymovie | 0

#781745 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:29

lol ur roommate is a dumbass...and first!

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krnmafia92 | 0

#781759 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:31

Make him pay for your stuff or steal his as a replacement. @#1 You're a dumbass for saying "first!"

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Sun_Kissed18 | 25

#782185 - Monday 18 January 2010 04:03

Agreed, it was completely his fault for leaving the door like that so he should pay. And "...were all stolen*"

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blakehilli8 | 0

#790891 - Friday 22 January 2010 03:10

If none of the roomates stuff was stolen then he can sue.

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iAlwaysYDI | 0

#872605 - Friday 19 February 2010 05:31

ur roomate is a fucking retard.

By alexsannell | 13

#781748 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:30

omg lmmfao. he's smart af.

By realggirl | 0

#781749 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:30

Yeah, that sucks OP.

By Mustardnight | 3

#781751 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:30

What a douche. You should claim some money from him.

By jazlyn1986 | 0

#781764 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:33

what an idiot! punch him!

By Nic_hole | 0

#781773 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:35

haha your roomate is, not so bright but I bet he's awesome! to be friends with lolz gawd I would be so pist at him!!!!

By iamgoofymovie | 0

#781777 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:36

well #5 ur just a dumbass.

By nikkers | 0

#781790 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:40

was any of his stuff stolen?? FYL pw thats awful

By pariah13 | 0

#781793 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:42

you should kick his face in. that's sure to make you feel...somewhat better.

By DirtyDiana_fml | 0

#781799 - Monday 18 January 2010 09:43

bwaha

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